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Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #24785

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I’m Poppy the far-out man.
I have all the drugs, my friend.
I’m stoned and blitzed,
and constantly have shitz.
It sucks but on the other hand.

The police are after me!
Omg! It’s the T.T.P.D.  (TTPD=Thimble Theater Police Department)
I’m stuffed in the back,
with my chums like wetbacks.
Our anuses screaming,” DEAR GOD NO, OH PLEASE!!!!!”

I hope that he has the dope.
Cause i sucked on his nob in Aug.
But it work anymore,
I smoked and snort
all the catalyst waiting for Dan.

Well this is the end of our song.
I know that it was a bit long.
But I’ll see you next time,
if not caught for my crimes
And my back-end filled with shlong!

Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7282

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I’m Buck the hillbilly man

(hiyolk)

I have buck teeth and dress in flee-bitten old clothes

(hiyolk)

I live on moonshine and a packet of pork rinds

I’m Buck the hillbilly man

 

I’m Buck the hillbilly man

(hiyolk)

My home is a shack in old hick town

(hiyolk)

I’m armed with a shotgun to buckshot trespassers keisters

I’m Buck the hillbilly man

Poetry and Songs, (F) Popeye Songs

Popeye Song #7279

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I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I wear a pair of thongs

(Oi! Oi!)

Stubby shorts and shearer’s singlet

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

 

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I drive a Kingswood ute

(Oi! Oi!)

Down to the pub to get pissed with me mates

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

 

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I live in old rusty tin roof farm house

(Oi! Oi!)

I watch footy on TV while drinkin a slab of VB

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

 

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I have a beer gut

(Oi! Oi!)

Because I live on beer and meat pies and am a lazy bloke

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

 

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I like to hang out at the cricket

(Oi! Oi!)

To boo the opposite team and launch beer cans at them

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

 

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I own a cattle dog

(Oi! Oi!)

He’s name is Bluey and he barks 24/7

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

 

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I own a dunny can

(Oi! Oi!)

It stinks of shit and piss because I never clean it out

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

 

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I worship footy and cricket

(Oi! Oi!)

Because Shane Warn is god and Plugger is the devil

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

 

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I’m a fat lazy ocker that doesn’t give a shit

I’m Robbo the YOBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

(Oi! Oi!)

(Aussie Aussie Aussie!!! Oi Oi Oi!!!)