#10536: davepoobond -> NewJerzGurl / davepoobond -> yingyangman

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series The NewJerzGurl Debacle

These two IMs went on at the same time pretty much, and interacted with each other, so I put it as much as I can that occurred at the same time…just use your imagination.

davepoobond: Baby C!!!

NewJerzGurl: ??

davepoobond: hi

NewJerzGurl: dave??

davepoobond: yeah!

NewJerzGurl: iight

NewJerzGurl: dass u???

NewJerzGurl: yingyangman?

davepoobond: course its me

NewJerzGurl: HEY!!!!!!!

davepoobond: HI!!!!

NewJerzGurl: where you been?!

NewJerzGurl: my birthday was 2 weeks ago!

davepoobond: sorry i missed it

NewJerzGurl: itds ok

davepoobond: i had family stuff this last 2 weeks

davepoobond: a few deaths in the family

NewJerzGurl: yea?

NewJerzGurl: are you ok?

davepoobond: y’know, saddening stuff

davepoobond: yeah i’ll be fine

davepoobond: so how’s your family? still alive i assume

NewJerzGurl: yea

NewJerzGurl: they are pretty good i guess

davepoobond: trust me, they’ll die soon enough, just like all my family members

Auto response from NewJerzGurl: dancing brb

davepoobond: granny…great granny

davepoobond: grandpa

Meanwhile…

davepoobond: hey dave

yingyangman: hey

davepoobond: how’s it going man

yingyangman: its going alright..u?

davepoobond: same same

yingyangman: thats good

davepoobond: i hear you had a lotta deaths in the family the last 2 weeks

davepoobond: and you didn’t go to some girl’s birthday 2 weeks ago

davepoobond: what’s happening with you man

yingyangman: no one in my family has died

davepoobond: yeah just keep denying that

davepoobond: what about that girl’s birthday party

davepoobond: everyone but you was there

Back to her…

NewJerzGurl: hey

NewJerzGurl: dont jynx ma!

NewJerzGurl: me*

davepoobond: what are you talking about

NewJerzGurl: talkin bout they are gonna die soong

NewJerzGurl: soon*

NewJerzGurl: thats not nice

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: but they are

NewJerzGurl: pok

NewJerzGurl: ok*

Meanwhile…

yingyangman: what girl?

davepoobond: NewJerzGurl

davepoobond: that girl

yingyangman: i wasnt even invited

davepoobond: WELL

davepoobond: NewJerzGurl: my birthday was 2 weeks ago! that bastard didn’t come!

davepoobond: seems like you were

yingyangman: i can guarantee i wasnt invited..and just when did she invite me

davepoobond: i dont know, why don’t you talk to her and copy and paste what she says to me?

davepoobond: i’ll tell you whats a lie and whats not

davepoobond: are you talkin to her

yingyangman: yes

davepoobond: whats she sayin

yingyangman signed off at 1:48:10 PM.

Back to her…

NewJerzGurl: are you two playing games with me?

davepoobond: what are you talkin about

NewJerzGurl: nothing

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: well

NewJerzGurl: is this dave? or not?

davepoobond: it is

NewJerzGurl: ok then… why you playing on the other screen name?

davepoobond: i’m not doing anything

NewJerzGurl: watever

NewJerzGurl: nothing…

NewJerzGurl: aint this dace?

NewJerzGurl: dave*

davepoobond: it is

NewJerzGurl: he was like who is davepoobond? and all this junk… thats you right?

davepoobond: why do you keep asking

davepoobond: yeah

NewJerzGurl: you’re one both names?

davepoobond: what are you talkin about? i dont have 2 names

NewJerzGurl: yingyangman

davepoobond: eh?

davepoobond: oh yeah that’s me

NewJerzGurl: you;re slow

NewJerzGurl: bye

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: wait

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: nooooo

davepoobond: :'(

#10537: NewJerzGurl -> davepoobond

This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series The NewJerzGurl Debacle

A long while later after #10536, NewJerzGurl IMs me again on a different screen name. I forgot all about what happened beforehand.

NewJerzGurl: someone loves you or likes you they will try to do anything for you and help you in anyway if you send this to 11 people something good will happen to you at 9:43 tonight

davepoobond: what if i dont

davepoobond: and who are you

davepoobond: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NewJerzGurl: is this dave?

davepoobond: yeah…

NewJerzGurl: ok

NewJerzGurl: 6this is courtney

NewJerzGurl: why dont you talk to me anymore?

davepoobond: ………………………

davepoobond: courtney?

NewJerzGurl: yea

davepoobond: i dont know any courtneys…

NewJerzGurl: wateva then

NewJerzGurl: bye

davepoobond: where do i know you from

NewJerzGurl: NEWJERZGURL

davepoobond: ehhhhh nope doesnt ring a bell

NewJerzGurl: is this yingyangman?

davepoobond: no

NewJerzGurl: who is it?

davepoobond: dave…

davepoobond: poobond…

davepoobond: i live in california..

NewJerzGurl: oh

NewJerzGurl: do you know who yingyangman is?

davepoobond: no

NewJerzGurl: oh

davepoobond: or i might not remember him

NewJerzGurl: how did you get my other screen name? newjerzgurl

davepoobond: oh wait…

davepoobond: i do know him now

davepoobond: i remember

davepoobond: har har har

NewJerzGurl: OK…

NewJerzGurl: IS HE ON?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: he blocked me

NewJerzGurl: oh

NewJerzGurl: y?

davepoobond: cause he’s a stupid bastard

NewJerzGurl: lol

NewJerzGurl: ok

NewJerzGurl: someone loves you or likes you they will try to do anything for you and help you in anyway if you send this to 11 people something good will happen to you at 9:43 tonight

NewJerzGurl signed off at 6:39:31 PM.