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#10826: Mandybaby5869 -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 1 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

Mandybaby5869: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair,
red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: you are so gay

Mandybaby5869: i know

Mandybaby5869: u have a problem with it?

davepoobond: you’re supposed to say “you are” and then we sloppily kiss

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#10828: sokkerob13 -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 2 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

sokkerob13: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: you are so gay

sokkerob13: hahahha

sokkerob13: isnt it gay??

davepoobond: …

sokkerob13: ld

davepoobond: you’re supposed to say “you are” and then we sloppily kiss

sokkerob13: fag

davepoobond: UR DA FAG

sokkerob13: sloppily kiss?? what the fuck is that??

davepoobond: kiss sloppy like

sokkerob13: good call

davepoobond: yeah well i dont know how else i can say it

davepoobond: i could describe it for you

sokkerob13: its gay dont say it at all

davepoobond: we rub each other’s backs exuberantly

davepoobond: as our tongues flow into one another like opposing forces

Previous message was not received by sokkerob13 because of error: User sokkerob13 is not available.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10830: FastHStreetRacer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 3 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

FastHStreetRacer: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am . You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they you. This is not a jok

davepoobond: you are so gay

davepoobond: if you have no ears and no mouth how are you supposed to kill me

davepoobond: everyone knows you need to be able to hear and be able to do something with your mouth when you kill someone

Previous message was not received by FastHStreetRacer because of error: User FastHStreetRacer is not available.

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I warn him to 53%

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10832: ORTEGA246 -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 4 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

ORTEGA246: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: fuck off

davepoobond: bitcxh

davepoobond: mudda fuck

davepoobond: a

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10836: sweetsexyandbad2 -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 5 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

sweetsexyandbad2: armtownBoy17: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: FUCK YOU

davepoobond: FUCK YOU AND THE ROCK YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM

davepoobond: up the assssss

davepoobond: and your mom

davepoobond: too

davepoobond: i hope your mom saw that

davepoobond: cause then she’ll know that you’re sending death threats online

davepoobond: to 56 year old manwhores

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I warn her to 20%.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10838: oberstsjewee -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 6 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

oberstsjewee: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN

oberstsjewee: TASTY

davepoobond: IT IS

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10839: BaserAverx -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 7 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

BaserAverx: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN

davepoobond: AND THEN HANG THEM

davepoobond: WITH MY SCROTUM

davepoobond: CAUSE ITS SO LONG

davepoobond: AND BAGGY

davepoobond: I PUT MY GROCERIES IN MY SACK