Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police let us in.
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Another version of this joke:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police let me in there!
Joke #5376
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Craig,
Craig who?
Craig Taylor.
Joke #5375
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne…..
Dwayne who?
DWAYNE THE TUB I’M DROWNING!
Joke #5374
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce tell some good knock knock jokes.
Joke #5373
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
BOO WHO?
Stupid crybaby you always gotta cry!
Joke #5372
Knock knock
Who’s there?
You
You who
You, you’re the joke
Joke #5371
GOOD: Your wife’s kinky.
BAD: With the neighbors.
WORSE: All of them.
Joke #5370
GOOD: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
BAD: She’s coming home.
Joke #5369
GOOD: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
BAD: You live downtown.
Joke #5368
GOOD: Your wife bought a porn video.
BAD: Your daughter’s the star.
Joke #5367
GOOD: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
BAD: It’s counterfeit.
Joke #5366
GOOD: Your son’s doing extra credit work.
BAD: Making a sex-ed video.
Joke #5365
GOOD: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
BAD: He weighs 350 pounds.
Joke #5364
GOOD: Your daughter’s on the Pill.
BAD: She’s eleven.
Joke #5363
GOOD: Your child’s “waiting for Mr. Right”.
BAD: Your son, that is.