zapem – v. to thank God for gravy
yoplait
yoplait – n. unbelievably puffy yogurt
invenc
invenc – n. 400 liters of jello powder
asesnio
asesnio – n. 15 feet of food
ashesho
ashesho – n. a fun and educational tour in a vitamin factory
itolay
itolay – n. a dinosaur wearing an egg shell, wearing a top hat, and holding a cane
cretaphil
cretaphil – v. to get free vitamins with a $5 purchase
tael
tael – n. free vitamin E
cuder
cuder – n. free vitamin D
glene
glene – n. free vitamin C
pavabroker
pavabroker – n. free vitamin B
epenipza
epenipza – n. free vitamin A
izza
izza – n. exploding pie
eppe
eppe – v. to have sex during armageddon
peponi
peponi – v. to have sex with a diamond