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January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“number 9 has an interesting new word in it… called reverse”

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Quote #14551

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“look at number 9 please”

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Quote #14550

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“6 in the ones column”

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Quote #14549

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“beware of the phrase ‘in 4 years,’ that means the future”

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Quote #14548

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“spread it out to both of them”

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Quote #14547

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“HEY. REMEMBER PIERRE IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER!”

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Quote #14546

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“she’s negative 5 years old?”

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Quote #14545

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“last year she is 4 years older than she is now?”

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Quote #14544

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“there’s a keyword. Younger means subtract”

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Quote #14543

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“…Pierre’s age NOW”

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Quote #14542

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I like the b letter”

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Quote #14541

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“its fascinating how you say ‘shh!’ the minute I turn around”

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Quote #14540

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“I really don’t feel like being the behavior patrol…every-day…”

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Quote #14539

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“I don’t hear with my eyeballs”

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Quote #14538

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“14 = 12”

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