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Quote #14597

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Bibbidy bobiddy boo!”

– Cinderella (1950)

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Quote #14596

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“haha have some more sloppy joes, i made em extra sloppy for yas, i know how you kids like em extra sloppy”

– Billy Madison (1995)

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Quote #14595

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“i am the smartest man alive”

– Billy Madison (1995)

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Quote #14594

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“if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis”

– Billy Madison (1995)

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Quote #14593

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“who’d steal 30 bagged lunches? ill tell ya who took those lunches. its that damn Sasquatch”

– Billy Madison (1995)

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Quote #14592

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“gettin layyyyyyyyyyyed!, gettin layyyyyed gettin layed gettin layed!”

– from a movie

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Quote #14591

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“That’s a very, very nice walkie talkie you have there”

– Chill Factor (1999)

also known as “That movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. being an ice cream truck delivery guy”

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Quote #14590

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“Did they send me daughters…..when I asked for sons? I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!!”

– Mulan (1998)

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Quote #14589

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“a plane can’t fly at negative miles per hour”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14588

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“would I lie to you ever?”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14587

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“dumb little dimple things”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14586

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“don’t do it dumbly”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14585

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“blindly bubble”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14584

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“I know, the 5 letter dirty word. You have to think”

::other people in the class say “think” with him::

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14583

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“you guys like playing what if, so I’m gonna play what if with you”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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