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Quote #15310

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“freedom is calling yooooOOOOUUUU!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15309

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“me and my naked friends got tired of waiting for you”

– from the TV

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Quote #15308

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“do you have ice in your veins?”

– from the TV

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Quote #15307

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“she had the sniffles, so I did her!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15306

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“I am SO cold, I can’t even spell shiver!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15305

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“I can run all day and play tennis 6 days a week now!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15304

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“I bought one for my RV and I had prime rib in the woods. It was miraculous!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15303

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“set it AND FORGET IT!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15302

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“well, I’m doin a 10 pound turkey here…”

– from the TV

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Quote #15301

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“you can feed an army with this machine!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15300

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“Ron, these chickens are making my mouth water”

– from the TV

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Quote #15299

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“this machine…is my new husband!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15298

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“I don’t wanna leave America to visit America Jr.!”

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Quote #15297

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“that’s what I call true love…true love…in the back of a U-haul…”

– COPS

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Quote #15296

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“just 5 bucks 5 bucks 5 bucks”

– from the TV

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