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Quote #16985

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Which one of whose is mind there where he is?”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16984

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Who’s going to give me shampoo made of cheese, again?”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16983

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Whether you like it or not, melted cheese showers are good for the mind and soul”

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Quote #16982

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The principal of the cheese factory had a heart attack”

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Quote #16981

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“My principle is to make your life miserable by tossing clumps of cheese at you”

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Quote #16980

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Let’s go get a maid, then we can get laid in a big pile of manure”

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Quote #16979

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I lay you down on a pile of yogurt, and you disappear!”

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Quote #16978

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Don’t lie to ME Sandy-Jones-in-the-box-with-no-pants!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16977

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“They’re going to purify the soil by spreading stinky manure over it…not very pure if you ask me”

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Quote #16976

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“There are too many cheese blasters! We can’t hold them back!”

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Quote #16975

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Their cheese is burned, but ours aren’t!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16974

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Am I coming on the ‘bounce the ball’ ride, too?”

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Quote #16973

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“You are going to be my refrigerator, now!”

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Quote #16972

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Everyone except the cheese, come with me”

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Quote #16971

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I will accept you into my group of pants”

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