GOOD: Your wife’s kinky.
BAD: With the neighbors.
WORSE: All of them.
Good Bad Worse joke format.
GOOD: Your wife’s kinky.
BAD: With the neighbors.
WORSE: All of them.
GOOD: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
BAD: She’s coming home.
GOOD: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
BAD: You live downtown.
GOOD: Your wife bought a porn video.
BAD: Your daughter’s the star.
GOOD: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
BAD: It’s counterfeit.
GOOD: Your son’s doing extra credit work.
BAD: Making a sex-ed video.
GOOD: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
BAD: He weighs 350 pounds.
GOOD: Your daughter’s on the Pill.
BAD: She’s eleven.
GOOD: Your child’s “waiting for Mr. Right”.
BAD: Your son, that is.
GOOD: Your car conveniently “runs out of gas.”
BAD: For real.
GOOD: Your boyfriend is exercising.
BAD: So he’ll fit in your clothes.
GOOD: You go to see a strip show.
BAD: Your daughter’s the headliner.
GOOD: You get tickets to the theatre.
BAD: It’s performance art.
GOOD: You get a three-day weekend.
BAD: You get the flu on Friday.
GOOD: You came home for a quickie.
BAD: Your wife walks in.