“The construction company left their bulldozers here, so there is a lot on our roof.”
– davepoobond
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #17119
“less water means less fish can be in it at the same time and they’d die”
– davepoobond
Quote #17118
“koalas only eat them, and they would die”
– davepoobond
Quote #17117
“oooh…solitaire….”
::farts in sisterpoobond’s face while she’s playing::
– davepoobond
Quote #17116
“The caustic acid burnt through the table”
– davepoobond
Quote #17115
“The atmosphere of the room was morose, with the discovery of bad news”
– davepoobond
Quote #17114
“The facetious old man always had bad jokes to tell”
– davepoobond
Quote #17113
“The destitute community got no help from the government”
– davepoobond
Quote #17112
“The jovial friends loved going to Chuck E. Cheese”
– davepoobond
Quote #17111
::talking about Dr. OldNBald::
“what is he doing? 10.7 isn’t bigger than 29.7…”
– davepoobond
Quote #17110
“Is a-there a point-a to a this-a?”
– davepoobond
Quote #17109
“Take on meeeee….I’ll be gonneee! In a day or twooooooooooooooo!!!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17108
“Victor…How’s the boyfriend?”
– davepoobond
Quote #17107
“When going to prom, there are two things you can be. A sucker and a loser. A sucker goes and a loser stays at home”
– davepoobond
Quote #17106
::responding to Dr. OldNBald saying, “Algebra is fun”::
“yeah, I’d much rather do math problems than watch TV”
– davepoobond