“I writ them down”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Note: yes, he used “writ”
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“I writ them down”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Note: yes, he used “writ”
“you’ve got to know your twosies”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“we’re gonna go alphabetical”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“unless they give me a volume of orange juice or percentage, I could care less”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“I could care less about orange juice”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“Is cherry a percentage, or is kiwi a percentage?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“that’s a good English evaluation”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“answer has no meaning”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“evaluate does not mean solve”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“negative signs blablle”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“flipping fractions!”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“the keyword is aup oh zit”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“aup oh zit”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“subtraction is tricky”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“Big fat red bar above it”
– Mr. Shaft-Man