Mary had a little lamb.
How the hell did that happen.
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7303
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it’s ass
and turned it’s wool to nylon
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7302
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every
time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt it was split up the front
but she didn’t wear that very often
coz they could see her …… knee.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7301
Mary Had a little hen
She kept it in a bucket
Every time she let it out
The rooster tried to…. dance
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7300
Mary had a little lamb
She tied him to the heater
Every time he turned around…
He burnt his little peeter.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7299
Mary had a little lamb
It was always gruntin’
She tied it to a wooden fence
And kicked it’s little **** in.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7298
Mary had a little lamb
She fed it castor oil
And everywhere that wee lamb went
It fertilized the soil.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7297
Mary had a little lamb
Its mouth was full of blisters
now it’s on a barbecue pyre
with all its brothers and sisters
Mary’s lamb had foot and mouth
The vet he came and shot it
But mary’s dad had shagged it first
And now her mother’s got it.
Jingle Bells Song #7296
jingle bells,
your song smells,
they all sound the fucking same
jingle bells,
go to hell,
your site is fucking lame
Jingle Bells Song #7295
Bumpidy bump bump bumpidy bump bump look at Frosty go…
dashing over Santa big rolls and all the way to the North Pole hey!!!! _ _
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Jingle Bells Song #7294
Shells and shotguns ringggg, making Saddam cry, on the way to jail he chanted “i am gonna die!” Hey!
Jingle shells, Laden smells, Saddam’s gonna die! Once he’s caught, he’ll be shot, right on his left eye, Hey!
Jingle Bells Song #7293
Jingle bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin lays an egg,
I for one, don’t think it’s fun,
for Joker to escape and run!
Jingle Bells Song #7292
Groundhogs rule, groundhogs rule, groundhogs rule, hey!
DEODERANT DEODERANT DEODERANT BAGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!
Jingle Bells Song #7291
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Go drink a keyboard
Spidermobile lost its wheel
But Spiderman got away and died
Jingle Bells Song #7290
Jingle bells
WHOO JA
Go smoke a modem
Go drink a boat
Go smoke a tape recorder
Alligator does NOT rhyme with chandalier
But who cares
Because I’m in love with a spoon
You dynamite recorder
Hey!