During a Little League game, a young catcher held up his hand to the umpire and called, “Time! I have to clean my mask.”
The ump asked, “What happened?”
The kid replied, “My bubble-gum bubble busted.”
Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #12635
TRACK STAR: “I think nothing of running five miles every morning.”
REPORTER: “Me too, I never think of it either.”
Joke #12619
BOXER (to manager after he lost fight): “You have to get me a re-match. Then you’ll see some real fighting — I’ll kill you.”
Joke #12618
A college athlete told a friend: “Martha is a great tennis player with a powerful backhand. Last night at the drive-in movie, I tried to kiss her, and she slapped me four times.”
Joke #12617
GOLFER: “I am certainly not playing my usual game today.”
CADDY: “What game is that?”
Joke #12616
I wonder if you could call what a pro bowler makes, pin money?
Joke #12614
I read in the papers about a Mid-West college football player who stands 6 foot 9 and weighs 465 pounds. His doctor put him on a diet. Now he can only eat one cow a day.
Joke #12613
A handicapped golfer is one who plays with his boss.
Joke #12612
A fighter’s manager said to his beat-up boxer between rounds, “he’s killing you, Rocky!”
Rocky answered, “I know. I should have belted him before the fight when there was only one of him!”
Joke #12611
Two gals were in a restaurant when one said, “How was your date with that hockey player last night?”
The other gasped, “It was for the birds. I won’t say he was ugly, but his hockey mask looked better than he did.”
Joke #12610
The reporter was interviewing the seven-foot-tall basketball player for his newspaper. He asked, “What is the hardest thing you have to do each day?”
The basketball star replied, “I guess it’s tying my shoes.”
Joke #12609
MAN: “How many slopes did they have at the ski resort you went to?”
WOMAN: “Three… Beginners, Intermediate and Call-An-Ambulance!”
Joke #12608
We read in the newspaper about a baseball player who’s so rich, he hired a guy to warm up for him before a game.
Joke #12607
GOLFER: “Tell me, caddy, are you good at finding lost golf balls?”
CADDY: “You bet I am.”
GOLFER: “Great! Now go find me one so we can start this game.”
Joke #12606
A guy took his girl to a college football practice and pointed towards the players. “See that big guy over there, Number 15?” he said. “I think he’s going to be our best man next year.”
The coed said, “Golly! This is so sudden!”