Q: What’s worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A: A trashcan lid in a dead baby.
Category Archives: (C) Dead Baby Jokes
Joke #5521
Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
A: Nail it’s other hand to the floor.
Joke #5520
Q: What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gerkin?
A: Big Mac
Joke #5519
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
A: I don’t kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Joke #5518
Q: Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
A: To see the expression on its face!
Joke #5517
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
A: I don’t cum all over the golden delicious apple before I take a bite out of it
Joke #5516
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
A: Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it in case it explodes.
Joke #5515
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A: A dead baby doesn’t harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Joke #5514
Q: What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor?
A: An erection.
Joke #5513
Q: What do you do when there’s no time to rape a dead baby?
A: There’s ALWAYS time to rape a dead baby.
Joke #5512
Q: What’s sicker than a pile of dead babies?
A: The live one trying to eat it’s way out.
Joke #5497
Q: What’s funnier than seven dead babies in one wheelie bin?
A: One dead baby in seven wheelie bins.
Joke #5496
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You can’t fuck a rock.
Joke #5494
Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
A: You take off your boots when you jump on a trampoline.
Joke #5493
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby’s severed limb and a marker?
A: You don’t get weird looks from people when you’re writing with a marker.