Q: What did the mule say to the sheep?
A: “I get a kick out of ewe.”
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Joke #18034
Q: What did one mule say to the other?
A: “I get a kick out of you.”
Joke #18033
Q: Who did the little girl horse fall in love with?
A: The bay (boy) next door.
Joke #18032
Q: What do you get when you cross a toupee with a groundhog?
A: Six more wigs (weeks) of winter.
Joke #18031
Q: What did the pet shop owner say when the boys fought over the rabbit?
A: “Stop pulling my hare!”
Joke #18030
Q: How do rabbits go on long trips?
A: Via Trans-World Hairlines.
Joke #18029
Q: Why did the rabbit go to the barber shop?
A: To get a hare-do.
Joke #18028
Q: What do rabbits put on the back of their ears?
A: Thumper stickers.
Joke #18027
Q: What do you get when you don’t iron your moose?
A: Bullwrinkle.
Joke #18026
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bat with a begonia?
A: A plant that hangs upside down.
Joke #18025
Q: What would you get if you crossed an owl with a babysitter?
A: Whoo-te-nanny.
Joke #18024
Q: When do snakes stuff turkeys?
A: Fangsgiving.
Joke #18023
Q: When do skunks stuff turkeys?
A: Stanksgiving.
Joke #18022
Q: What would you get if you crossed a male turkey with a bird of prey?
A: A tom-a-hawk.
Joke #18021
Q: What goes “beep-beep-beep,” “buck-buck-buck”?
A: A chicken at an automatic teller machine.