Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they have something to unwrap.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #5610
Q: What are the first three words of the Mexican National Anthem?
A: “Attention K-Mart shoppers”
Joke #5609
Q: How do you starve a Mexican?
A: Hide the food stamps under the soap.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: How do you starve a black guy?
A: Hide the food stamps in his work boots.
Joke #5608
Q: Why do black people put their trash in clear bags?
A: So the Mexicans can go window shopping.
Joke #5607
Q: What do you call a Mexican baptism?
A: Bean dip
Joke #5606
Q: How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
A: Shoot the person pushing it.
Joke #5605
Q: Why are there so many trees in Harlem?
A: Public transportation.
Joke #5604
Q: What’s the longest word in a black man’s vocabulary?
A: Sheeeit.
Joke #5603
Q: What does the KKK and Nike have in common?
A: They both make black people run fast
Joke #5602
Q: Why don’t Mexicans have barbecues?
A: The beans keep falling through the grill
Joke #5601
Q: How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek?
A: They don’t work in the future, either.
Joke #5600
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
A: An oil spill
Joke #5599
Q: How do you get a Jew to commit suicide?
A: Throw a quarter on the L.A. expressway at rush hour.
Joke #5598
Q: Did you hear about the jewish child molester?
A: He hid in the bushes and said, “Hey little girl, wanna buy some candy?”
Joke #5597
Q: You’re in an elevator with a rattlesnake, a serial killer, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets in it. What should you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.