Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #5544
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
Joke #5543
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt
Joke #5542
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art
Joke #5541
Q: What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can’t hide dead babies in a gay man.
Joke #5540
Q: What’s red and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a garbage disposal.
Joke #5539
Q: What’s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.
Joke #5537
Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby?
A: Threesomes.
Joke #5536
Q: What’s brown and gurgles?
A: A baby in a casserole.
Joke #5535
Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Joke #5534
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a tree?
A: One is legal to hit with an axe.
Joke #5533
Q: What’s worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
A: Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
Joke #5532
Q: What’s red and dances?
A: A baby on a barbecue
Joke #5531
Q: How are babies and the elderly alike?
A: Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Joke #5530
Q: What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter