Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a dump?
A: Nine months.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #5574
Q: What did the black person say as he slid down the zebra?
A: Now you see me now you don’t!
Joke #5573
Q: Why don’t black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn’t open on the holidays.
Joke #5572
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a letter?
A: You can send the letter back.
Joke #5571
Q: What do you throw a drowning black person?
A: The rest of his family.
Joke #5570
Q: There are 2 lesbians and 2 gay guys racing to Alaska. Who wins?
A: The lesbians because they get there lickity split, while the guys are still back home packin their shit.
Joke #5569
Q: What can a pizza do that a black person can’t?
A: Feed a family of 4.
Joke #5568
Q: What’s the difference between a deer in the road and a black person in the road?
A: The deer has skid marks in front of it.
Joke #5567
Q: How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl’s legs alike?
A: They’re both white and chunky
Joke #5566
Q: Why are black people so strong?
A: TV’s are getting heavier.
Joke #5565
Q: What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch?
A: The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
Joke #5564
Q: What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A: A white girls ass!
Joke #5563
Q: What’s long, black, and stinks?
A: The unemployment line.
Joke #5562
Q: What does BFI stand for on a dumpster?
A: Black Family Inside.
Joke #5561
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people rolling down a hill?
A: A mud slide.