Q: Why don’t black people like heavy metal?
A: They get enough of it in jail.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #5619
Q: How do you know an Asian broke into your house?
A: When your computeer is upgraded, homework is done, and he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Joke #5618
Q: How do you starve a Phillipino?
A: Lock up their dogs
Joke #5617
Q: What do a black woman and a hockey player have in common?
A: They both change their pads after 3 periods
Joke #5616
Q: What does a white woman make for dinner?
A: Reservations
Joke #5615
Q: What’s the only thing positive about a Somalian?
A: HIV
Joke #5614
Q: What’s the difference between Bigfoot and a hard working black person?
A: They have pictures of Bigfoot.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What’s the difference between Bigfoot and a hard working black person?
A: Bigfoots been spotted.
Joke #5613
Q: What kind of cans are in Mexico?
A: MexiCANS.
Joke #5612
Q: Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team?
A: All of the ones that can run, jump, or swim have already made it across the border.
Joke #5611
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they have something to unwrap.
Joke #5610
Q: What are the first three words of the Mexican National Anthem?
A: “Attention K-Mart shoppers”
Joke #5609
Q: How do you starve a Mexican?
A: Hide the food stamps under the soap.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: How do you starve a black guy?
A: Hide the food stamps in his work boots.
Joke #5608
Q: Why do black people put their trash in clear bags?
A: So the Mexicans can go window shopping.
Joke #5607
Q: What do you call a Mexican baptism?
A: Bean dip
Joke #5606
Q: How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
A: Shoot the person pushing it.