Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Category Archives: (C) Misogyny Jokes
Joke #8993
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me..”
Joke #8992
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Joke #8991
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Joke #8990
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when she brings it.