Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fuck
Fuck who?
Fuck off you’re giving me a headache
These are knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fuck
Fuck who?
Fuck off you’re giving me a headache
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I just
I just who
I just fucked your mom
Knock Knock
Who dares!
You were supposed to say who’s there
You were supposed to say whose there who?
… =/
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle on our door?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who
Shut up, we ask the questions!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me
Me who?
Me you idiot
Oh hey charlie
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I Trodimp
I trodimp who? (i trod in poo)
RANK!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
The door is locked that’s why I’m knockin!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You smell
You smell who
Like shit.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dick
Dick who
Its time you got that dick out of your arse
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Big iss.
Big iss who.
No thanks not today (big issue).
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Knock knock who?
Knock knock your ass you asshole
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you Mario but the Princess is in another castle
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bisquick
Bisquick who?
Bisquick your pants are on fire!