GOOD: You came home for a quickie.
BAD: So did the postman.
Good Bad Worse joke format.
GOOD: You came home for a quickie.
BAD: So did the postman.
GOOD: The teacher likes your son.
BAD: Sexually.
WORSE: He’s gay.
GOOD: The secretary said “yes.”
BAD: Your wife says “no.”
GOOD: The postman’s early.
BAD: He’s wearing camos and has an AK-47.
GOOD: Hot outdoor sex.
BAD: You’re arrested.
WORSE: By your husband.
BAD: Your wife’s arrested for soliciting.
WORSE: She implicates you.
BAD: Your wife’s leaving you.
WORSE: To enter a convent.
BAD: Your wife’s leaving you.
WORSE: For another woman.
BAD: Your wife wants a divorce.
WORSE: She’s a lawyer.
BAD: Your son’s involved in Satanism.
WORSE: As a sacrifice.
BAD: Your husband’s a cross dresser.
WORSE: He looks better than you.
BAD: Your children are sexually active.
WORSE: With each other.
BAD: You find a porn movie in your son’s room.
WORSE: You’re in it.
BAD: You can’t find your vibrator.
WORSE: Your daughter “borrowed” it.