Diner: “How do you say eat in French?”
Waitress: “Eat in French!”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #17762
Diner: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”
Waitress: “Then you certainly came to the right place.”
Joke #17712
Ghost Teacher: “If a ghostbuster came after you, what steps would you take?”
Ghost Student: “BIG steps!”
Joke #17680
Ghost: “Doctor, why am I so lonely?”
Doctor: “Because you’ve got no body!”
Joke #17676
Ghost: “Doctor, I feel faint!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess you do. You’re white as a sheet!”
Joke #17672
Nurse: “Doctor, there’s a ghost in your waiting room!”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him!”
Joke #17661
Queen: “What do you say to a two-headed ghost?”
King: “Boo! Boo!”
Joke #17660
Queen: “What goes ‘oob’?
King: “I don’t know. What?”
Queen: “A ghost in reverse.”
Joke #17659
King: “Oooooohhh! I’ve just seen a three-hundred-pound ghost!”
Queen: “Gads! What does a three-hundred-pound ghost look like?”
King: “Like nothing I’ve ever seen!”
Joke #17658
Queen: “It’s so hot in the castle tonight. Won’t you please tell me a ghost story?”
King: “A ghost story? But why?”
Queen: “Oh, you know! Ghost stories are always so chilling!”
Joke #17657
King: “How far can a ghost walk from a cemetery?”
Queen: “Just halfway… Then he’s walking out of the cemetery!”
Joke #17656
Spirit: “May I haunt your castle?”
Queen: “Certainly — be my ghost!”
Joke #17644
Ghost 1: “My girlfriend is a medium.”
Ghost 2: “That so? Well, mine’s a large!”
Joke #17618
ED: “What do you call it when a ghost makes an error?”
TED: “A grave mistake?”
ED: “No — a boo-boo!”
Joke #17612
“Doctor, Doctor, please come right away. My dog swallowed a fountain pen!”
“I’ll be right there, but what are you doing in the meantime?”
“I’m using a pencil!”