“My girlfriend’s name should be Refrigeratior.”
“Why?”
“She can be cold as ice.”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #11286
“My boyfriend’s name should be Jump Rope.”
“Why?”
“He makes my heart skip a beat.”
Joke #11285
“My boyfriend’s name should be Puzzle.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes I can’t figure him out.”
Joke #11284
“My girlfriend’s name should be Alien.”
“Why?”
“She’s out of this world.”
Joke #11283
“My boyfriend’s name is Tornado.”
“Why?”
“He makes my head spin.”
Joke #11282
Girlfriend: I wish you’d pay a little attention to me.
Boyfriend: I’m paying as little as I can.
Joke #11281
Honey: Excuse me, dear. What is the meaning of these flowers on my desk today?
Bunny: Why, it’s your wedding anniversary.
Honey: Is that so? Well, do let me know when yours is so I may do the same for you.
Joke #11266
Girl: Honey, this boat leaks.
Boy: only at one end, darling. We’ll just sit at the other end.
Joke #11265
Girl: My boyfriend does bird imitations.
Friend: I didn’t know he was so talented.
Girl: He watches me like a hawk.
Joke #11255
Boyfriend: My New Year’s resolution is not to lose my temper.
Girlfriend: Do you really plan on keeping that resolution?
Boyfriend: Of course!
Girlfriend: Good – then you won’t yell when I tell you that I lost my engagement ring this morning.
Joke #10789
Girl: My boyfriend has been telling everybody he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.
Friend: Oh, what a shame. And after all the time you two have been dating!
Joke #10783
“My boyfriend’s name should be Grape Smasher.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a whiner.”
Joke #10779
Two space creatures landed in the jungle.
First: “I just found out, I’m stronger than Tarzan!”
Second: “How do you know that?”
First: “Because I don’t scream when I beat my chest.”
Joke #10777
Farmer: “Yes, this is a tobacco plant, sir.”
Martian: “How long before the cigars get ripe?”
Joke #10758
Reporter: “Stop the presses, stop the presses!”
Editor: “You have a big story?”
Reporter: “No, but I left my lunch on one of them this morning.”