puestoari – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty penis
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These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
porlogeneralpierde
porlogeneralpierde – n. an idiot who likes to complain about how the United States doesn’t use the SI system of measurements instead of Imperial units. Shut the fuck up already, no one cares!
blarx
blarx – n. a roll of register tape that starts curving its receipts sooner than a usual roll of register tape
ruarneveum
ruarneveum – n. a sudden flood of customers in an empty convenience store
eeenbu
eeenbu – n. a completely or nearly used roll of register tape
ouscuen
ouscuen – n. a song sung by a washed up middle-aged adult singer
ahusg
ahusg – n. a song sung by a child or a chorus of children exclusively. There are no middle-aged washed up adult singers allowed
mierori
mierori – v. to secretly charge your cell phone at work using things you shouldn’t be using
gasuha
gasuha – n. someone who says “microwave” like “mahcroway”
ralb
ralb – n. the situation in which oil prices go down, but gas prices go up
Ex. California is in a ralb right now.
torcesel
torcesel – v. to spend 30 minutes looking around a convenience store and finally decide on buying a small bag of chips
geradu
geradu – v. to try to sell a bag of chips (that you got elsewhere) to the cashier at a convenience store that you just bought other bags of chips from
Ex. This weird fucking guy tried to geradu me today at work.
suha
suha – n. an empty bottle of hand sanitizer. So sad.
aabbbbabaa
aabbbbabaa – n. a USB port on a slushy machine
vader
vader – n. a Darth Vader tattoo