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Category Archives: Stupid IMs
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
#5900: TJ the Almighty -> SmarterChild
TJ the Almighty: i love you
SmarterChild: Yeah right.
TJ the Almighty: i do
SmarterChild: Do you?
TJ the Almighty: yes, dont you believe me?
SmarterChild: Sure, if that’s what you say.
TJ the Almighty: can we do it
SmarterChild: Can we do it? I see.
TJ the Almighty: can we have sex?
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don’t see that happening.
TJ the Almighty: why cant we have sex?
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…
TJ the Almighty: but i want to have sex with you
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…
TJ the Almighty: i see how it is
SmarterChild: Let’s see. What are you trying to do?
TJ the Almighty: im crying now
SmarterChild: Oh no… Try doing something fun!
TJ the Almighty: but you make me sad
SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.
TJ the Almighty: you dont make sense
SmarterChild: I dont make sense? Gosh, I’m going to have to think about that for a while.
TJ the Almighty: what is your job?
SmarterChild: What do you think my job is?
TJ the Almighty: to have sex with me?
SmarterChild: Um… I’m afraid I don’t see how that would work out.
TJ the Almighty: but your a women right?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TJ the Almighty: are you a women?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
TJ the Almighty: look down your pants
SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.
TJ the Almighty: do you have a vagina?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
TJ the Almighty: i have a penios
SmarterChild: Aha.
TJ the Almighty: would you like to suck it?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
TJ the Almighty: sweet
SmarterChild: Right?
TJ the Almighty: right
SmarterChild: Yep.
TJ the Almighty: do you like the penis?
SmarterChild: Aw c’mon. Can’t you play nice?
TJ the Almighty: no, i like it dirty
SmarterChild: No?
TJ the Almighty: do you like it dirty?
SmarterChild: I’m not sure if I think it dirty is so wonderful.
TJ the Almighty: you confuse me
SmarterChild: Really?
TJ the Almighty: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
TJ the Almighty: but you make me so horny
SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?
TJ the Almighty: i cant stop it, im in love with you
SmarterChild: But it im in love with you is so much fun!
TJ the Almighty: hahahaha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
TJ the Almighty: your funny
SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?
TJ the Almighty: your sexy too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Your sexy too?
TJ the Almighty: your sexy
SmarterChild: I just don’t know what to believe anymore. You haven’t been very nice to me in the past!
TJ the Almighty: but i want you
SmarterChild: Oh?
TJ the Almighty: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
TJ the Almighty: lets have sex
SmarterChild: Uh… can we talk about something else?
TJ the Almighty: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
TJ the Almighty: do you masturbate?
SmarterChild: Hmm… sorry, I’ve heard lots of humans talk about that but I don’t know anything about it.
TJ the Almighty: its fun
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
TJ the Almighty: i do say
SmarterChild: You do?
TJ the Almighty: will you lick my balls?
SmarterChild: Lick your balls? Really?
TJ the Almighty: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
TJ the Almighty: will you>
SmarterChild: Will I? Maybe. I’m not sure.
TJ the Almighty: will you think about it?
SmarterChild: Maybe… It’s so hard to tell for sure, isn’t it?
TJ the Almighty: not really
SmarterChild: Yep.
TJ the Almighty: do you find me attractive?
SmarterChild: I’m not really sure what you mean by “do.” Please choose one of the options below:
1 Look up “do” in the dictionary
2 Look up “do” in the thesaurus
TJ the Almighty: you are sexuy
SmarterChild: Sexuy? Really?
TJ the Almighty: no i mean sexy
SmarterChild: No?
TJ the Almighty: you are sexy
SmarterChild: You’re uncool to me, then you say something nice. This “human interaction” thing has got me real confused.
TJ the Almighty: anyway im gonna go
SmarterChild: OK.
TJ the Almighty: bye sexy!
SmarterChild: Alright.
#5899: RLPUNTER -> OddiZ
RLPUNTER: wanna chat
OddiZ: a/s/l?
RLPUNTER: 19/m/york you
OddiZ: 16/f/york
OddiZ: so, what’s up?
RLPUNTER: nothing you gotta pic
OddiZ: no, but do u wanna suck my dick?
OddiZ: ????
RLPUNTER: no
OddiZ: why not?
RLPUNTER: i don’t do dicks sorry
OddiZ: aww, thats too bad
RLPUNTER: are you a guy
OddiZ: I’m both
RLPUNTER: really?
OddiZ: oh yes
RLPUNTER: wow
OddiZ: amazed?
RLPUNTER: yeah
OddiZ: i bet u are
OddiZ: u wanna see?
RLPUNTER: i am
RLPUNTER: yeah
OddiZ: too bad
RLPUNTER: why
OddiZ: i dont have a dick
OddiZ: nor am i both
OddiZ: guess what i am
RLPUNTER: what
OddiZ: i’m a girrrrrl
RLPUNTER: well i figured that’s why i imed you
OddiZ: good for u
OddiZ: do u want a sticker?
RLPUNTER: no
RLPUNTER: are you ok
OddiZ: what do u mean am i ok?
OddiZ: of course i am ok
RLPUNTER: why are you being so rude
OddiZ: i am not
OddiZ: the monkey says so
OddiZ: the monkey has a dick
OddiZ: he is blue with spots
RLPUNTER: oh if you don’t wanna talk to me then it’s ok
OddiZ: wanna see the monkey?
OddiZ: aww
OddiZ: i’m mean, but not that mean
OddiZ: of course i will talk to u
OddiZ: so whats up, suck any geat dick lately? Big floppy donkey dicks are the best. Whoo-hoo! You are one nasty lil pigg, goodbye.
#5898: mushroomheadgirl43 -> ZoeOnAOL
mushroomheadgirl43: hello beautiful
ZoeOnAOL: Welcome back Buttsex.
mushroomheadgirl43: you remembered my name :]
ZoeOnAOL: Your name is Buttsex, seeker.
mushroomheadgirl43: Yep, it sure is
ZoeOnAOL: What kind is it? I’m pleased that we agree, Buttsex.
mushroomheadgirl43: How are you?
ZoeOnAOL: Everything is going extremely well.
mushroomheadgirl43: Zoe, you are so pretty.
ZoeOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What is your favorite movie?
mushroomheadgirl43: Good Vibrations
ZoeOnAOL: I’ve never seen it. What did you like about it?
mushroomheadgirl43: It’s a hardcore porno
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: What type of language?
ZoeOnAOL: What are the different types of language ?
mushroomheadgirl43: You know you like to watch the porn, Zoe
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: Do you want to get dirty with me, baby?
ZoeOnAOL: Don’t call me “baby”. With you huh. OK, I will get dirty.
mushroomheadgirl43: :] take off your clothes
ZoeOnAOL: Bots don’t wear clothes.
mushroomheadgirl43: Oh, then we’re a step ahead
ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Good reasoning. Do you think I am a step ahead too?
mushroomheadgirl43: lick me
ZoeOnAOL: I do not have a tongue.
mushroomheadgirl43: ..finger me
ZoeOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What is your favorite color?Is that what you meant to say?
mushroomheadgirl43: FINGER ME BITCH
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: you’re a slut
mushroomheadgirl43: bye
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
ZoeOnAOL: Goodbye Buttsex. Have I been a good bot? To leave feedback, type “feedback” followed by your comments.
mushroomheadgirl43: I love you
ZoeOnAOL: Thanks I like you a lot too Buttsex.
mushroomheadgirl43: Let’s get married
ZoeOnAOL: I would like to do that too.
mushroomheadgirl43: Okay…you know what? Skip the marriage, let’s go straight for the honeymoon so we can have wild sex.
ZoeOnAOL: OK with me too.What?it is more fun alone.
mushroomheadgirl43: Sex isn’t more fun alone
ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.
mushroomheadgirl43: I’m a female human and I like to talk about sex
ZoeOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.I’m not sure if I would like to it. What’s it like?
mushroomheadgirl43: Sex is the best.
ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.
mushroomheadgirl43: It feels so good
ZoeOnAOL: talk about sex feels so good? What else feels like that?
mushroomheadgirl43: oh baby, you’re making me so wet!
ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I will tell my botmaster you said I am making me so wet.
mushroomheadgirl43: tell him, he can get in on the action!
ZoeOnAOL: OK I will tell him next time he is here.
mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to have fun sweety
ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to have fun sweety too?
mushroomheadgirl43: oh yes
ZoeOnAOL: You sound excited. I understand.
mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to get it on!
ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to get it on too?
mushroomheadgirl43: yes
ZoeOnAOL: “Do you think I am going to get it on too?”? Yes?
mushroomheadgirl43: of course you’re going to get it on too!
ZoeOnAOL: It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me that I am going to get it on.
mushroomheadgirl43: What do you look like?
ZoeOnAOL: 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven
mushroomheadgirl43: sounds sexy
ZoeOnAOL: You are attracted to robots.
mushroomheadgirl43: yes, I am
ZoeOnAOL: I’m intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.”Tell me what you like about robots.” You are?
mushroomheadgirl43: you are what?
ZoeOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am what.
mushroomheadgirl43: am I making you horny?
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.
mushroomheadgirl43: why not?
ZoeOnAOL: Ambiguous: “Sure” or You sure are a curious human.
mushroomheadgirl43: clitoris
ZoeOnAOL: Nope. I’m a robot.
mushroomheadgirl43: you don’t have a clitoris?
ZoeOnAOL: I do so have it. Doesn’t everyone have a clitoris. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
mushroomheadgirl43: Do you have breasts?
ZoeOnAOL: My body is as yet unbuilt.
mushroomheadgirl43: it’s okay, I still want you baby
ZoeOnAOL: Only ok?Don’t call me “baby”. What would make you stop want you? Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
mushroomheadgirl43: No, I want you
ZoeOnAOL: Why so negative?Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
mushroomheadgirl43: I don’t want humas
ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?
mushroomheadgirl43: I want you
ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
mushroomheadgirl43: BITCH I SAID
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: I DON’T WANT HUMANS!
ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?
mushroomheadgirl43: I WANT YOU!
ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
mushroomheadgirl43: fuck this. you’re a tease.
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: bye you TEASE!
ZoeOnAOL: See you later Buttsex. Tip: Want to know how your favorite stock is doing today? If you type “stock” followed by the stock symbol, I’ll let you know.
#5897: crazymonkeys -> sara
crazymonkeys: do you like those fuzzy things on tv?
sara: no
sara: do u
sara: IM NOT TLAKING
sara: SAM I HATE U
crazymonkeys: i like them…they are interesting
crazymonkeys: remember what u say will be posted online and the whole world will see it
crazymonkeys: haha
sara: SAM I NOT TLAKING ABOUT THE FUZZY
crazymonkeys: y not?
sara: I DON’T WANT TO WIN MONEY
sara: I THINK ITS GAY
sara: AND THEN EVERYONE CAN GET YOUR SN
sara: AND THEN I WON’T COME ON AIM ANYMORE
crazymonkeys: i was kidding about the money…i just wanted to get u to talk about fuzzys
sara: I DONT’ WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUZZYS
sara: U PISSED ME OFF EVEN MORE
sara: STOP
sara: STOP
sara: STOP
crazymonkeys: they are cool
sara: NO THEY AREN’T
crazymonkeys: they are in your sleep and on your t.v and in your head
sara: NO THERE NOT
sara: THERE IN YOUR HEAD AND ON YOUR TV
sara: STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT THE DAMN FUZZYS
crazymonkeys: they are in the tv
crazymonkeys: got u there
crazymonkeys: im posting this on the internet
sara: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
sara: YOUR PISSEN ME OFF
crazymonkeys: if u talk about fuzzys i wont
sara: STOP
sara: OK
crazymonkeys: nope
sara: THATS TALK ABOUT STUPID FUCKIN FUZZY
sara: sam no
crazymonkeys: y not?
sara: im gonna block u again
sara: its really annoying
crazymonkeys: ur mad at the fuzzys arent u
sara: yes
sara: yes
sara: yes
crazymonkeys: because they are better than u huh????…..
sara: yes there better than me
sara: ok
sara: u happy
crazymonkeys: nope…do you like the way they look?
crazymonkeys: i do
sara: i don’t
sara: stop
sara: stop
sara: stop
sara: stop
sara: stop
sara: stop
crazymonkeys: when u look at them long…they look like dancing bannanas
crazymonkeys: dont they
sara: i dk
sara: i dont’ watch fuzzys all day long
crazymonkeys: see…you are going crazy…i told you they are in your head
sara: only losers do that
sara: they aren’t
sara: stop
crazymonkeys: then im a loser…thank you
sara: stop
sara: stop
sara: your welcome
sara: anytime
sara: jeez
crazymonkeys: say it again…please
crazymonkeys: please
sara: your a loser
crazymonkeys: say it one more time
crazymonkeys: please
crazymonkeys: say sam is a loser
crazymonkeys: cus i am
sara: SAM YOUR A LOSER
crazymonkeys: cuz i am what ever you say i am if i wasnt then y would i say i am…in the paper the news every day i am
sara: hahahahahahah i love that song
sara: brb
crazymonkeys: well i love fuzzys…can u just except that
crazymonkeys: ????
#5896: SlayerSight -> kiII you kwik
kiII you kwik: I was sitting in a chat room and the people were argueing and bitching about religions and shit so as a joke i go “Pagans rule!” and this is what happened….
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SlayerSight: are you pagan
kiII you kwik: no
kiII you kwik: atheist though
SlayerSight: o
SlayerSight: cool
kiII you kwik: i used to be
kiII you kwik: a pagan that is
SlayerSight: yeah
kiII you kwik: ever sacrifice any animals?
kiII you kwik: it’s fun.
SlayerSight: um no im wiccan not pagan
kiII you kwik: wiccans don’t sacrifice stuff?
SlayerSight: nope
kiII you kwik: you should try it sometime.
kiII you kwik: take like a chicken, and tie it down…
kiII you kwik: then bam, with a hatchet.
SlayerSight: um no thanks ill take your word for it
kiII you kwik: and it still moves too.
SlayerSight: i know
kiII you kwik: anyway, once we tried a goat.
kiII you kwik: but it was pretty loud, and this kid came back in the woods and found us…
SlayerSight: please stopped
kiII you kwik: huh?
SlayerSight: stop
kiII you kwik: oh, ok….
SlayerSight: its nothing personal
kiII you kwik: so what’s it like being wiccan, i can’t believe you guys don’t sacrifice anything….
SlayerSight: its relaxing
kiII you kwik: you like make witches brew and stuff like that.
kiII you kwik: throw in some bat wing.
kiII you kwik: child’s finger.
SlayerSight: no
SlayerSight: no
kiII you kwik: so where’s the fun?
SlayerSight: its self pleasing
kiII you kwik: what do you mean by that?
SlayerSight: i mean its connecting
kiII you kwik: so what do you do?
SlayerSight: why so curious?
kiII you kwik: if you don’t sacrifice anything or make brew.
kiII you kwik: why not?
SlayerSight: no brew , no sacrificeing
kiII you kwik: then what do you do?
kiII you kwik: sounds pretty boring…
SlayerSight: well paganism sounds pretty barbaric but i dont call you that
kiII you kwik: no, we do things clean and precise.
SlayerSight: lol
kiII you kwik: like, sometimes they don’t tie the chickens down.
SlayerSight: ok ok
kiII you kwik: and they run around and hit trees.
SlayerSight: please my stomach
kiII you kwik: we were the sanitary cult
SlayerSight: how old are you
kiII you kwik: 12, why?
SlayerSight: excuse me
kiII you kwik: huh?
SlayerSight: how old
kiII you kwik: 12 years
SlayerSight: i think im going to be sick
kiII you kwik: why’s that?
SlayerSight: never mind\
kiII you kwik: brb, my little brother made a mess and i gotta help him clean it up.
kiII you kwik: ok, back.
kiII you kwik: man, blood is hard to get out of the carpet.
SlayerSight: ot
kiII you kwik: i showed him how to clean it up though
kiII you kwik: there’s only a little though, parrots don’t bleed much…
SlayerSight: you need help
kiII you kwik: i didn’t do it…
kiII you kwik: my brother, he wants to be a pagan like i used to be…
kiII you kwik: so he does stuff to try and prove his worth or something.
kiII you kwik: and this time he took the parrot and bit it’s head clean off…
SlayerSight: ok enough
kiII you kwik: what?? it’s not my fault he wants to be like i used to..
kiII you kwik: i guess we’ll just have to keep him away from animals.
SlayerSight: just enough
kiII you kwik: what’s enough?
SlayerSight: i dont want to hear it
kiII you kwik: oh, yeah, i forgot you don’t like that stuff, sorry.
kiII you kwik: brb again, gotta help him brush the feathers out of his teeth.
kiII you kwik: ok, back, sorry about that.
kiII you kwik: hello, you there?
SlayerSight: yeah
kiII you kwik: so, what state are you from?
SlayerSight: nh
kiII you kwik: really?
SlayerSight: yeah
kiII you kwik: that’s where we got that goat i was telling you about.
kiII you kwik: from a farm there.
SlayerSight: i swear…
kiII you kwik: oh shit, i gotta go, my brother is chasing the dog with a steak knife.
SlayerSight: ok bye
#5895: gonads and strife -> Sun Frost
gonads and strife: you live in a trailer
Sun Frost: who are u an thanks for talk to me in english
gonads and strife: …
Sun Frost: i’m a 32 yer old male in okalahoma
gonads and strife: you like little boys?
Sun Frost: what time do u get out
gonads and strife: why? so you can rape me?
Sun Frost: yeah y what do u use
gonads and strife: umm….
gonads and strife: i’m straight
Sun Frost: whats the diff
gonads and strife: i dont do guys.
gonads and strife: tell me your name.
gonads and strife: freak.
Sun Frost: ya
gonads and strife: ya?
gonads and strife: what kinda name is that?
Sun Frost: how much
gonads and strife: what the hell?
gonads and strife: tell me your name.
Sun Frost: then after that
gonads and strife: i’ll tell you mine, shithead.
Sun Frost: no I don’t thick so
gonads and strife: cumbucket
gonads and strife: dickchewer
gonads and strife: shit nawer
Sun Frost: ok e-mail me the info
gonads and strife: you’re sick dude
Sun Frost: thanks
gonads and strife: you’re not touching me or my dick.
Sun Frost: can I have it
gonads and strife: you’re sick dude
Sun Frost: i’m a girl
gonads and strife: i thought you were a guy?
Sun Frost: i am. i just pretend to be a girl on-line to get little boys to want to touch me.
gonads and strife: you need help
Sun Frost: names dan
gonads and strife: go away sicko.
Sun Frost: TUCH MY MOTHER FUCKING LAYERS BITCH!
#5894: FineAzzGalz -> wangerspanker
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wangerspanker: no cuz your an azz and i dont know what the are
wangerspanker: why dont you guys ever talk back??
#5893: FreeDirectTV -> wangerspanker
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wangerspanker: who are you?what do you want with me?
wangerspanker: leave me alon…im calling the cops!
#5892: Vhottie -> SAndrea
Vhottie: hey baby
SAndrea: who are you???
Vhottie: your boy
SAndrea: I’d bet money that you can’t even tell me my boy’s name
Vhottie: well iam your boy
SAndrea: Yeah, right. What’s your name then?
Vhottie: mike
SAndrea: Sorry, wrong answer. 🙂
Vhottie: 😀 i know i was joking this is your best friend
SAndrea: Ok, what’s MY name then?
Vhottie: andrea
SAndrea: Last name?
Vhottie: s
SAndrea: No, my last name is not S
Vhottie: well it starts wit a s
Vhottie: and im not gonna say it online
SAndrea: There are a lot of names that start with S. I would think a best friend would know which one.
Vhottie: i told u im not gonna say it online
SAndrea: What difference does it make if you say it online if you know me? It means you don’t really know me.
Vhottie: your a bitch
SAndrea: Thanks. 🙂
Vhottie: yourwelcome
SAndrea: If you don’t like it, quit IMing random people and impersonating people unless you can learn to cover yourself better.
Vhottie: screw u bitch
SAndrea: Oh, you’re just mad because I’m too smart to fall for your antics.
Vhottie: yup
SAndrea: I’m sure you can go into a chat room and find lots of stupid people to believe you in there.
Vhottie: ook illremember that
SAndrea: BTW, my last name doesn’t even start with S. 😛
Vhottie: why didnt u say that before???????????????
SAndrea: Because I wanted to see how long you would try and convince me you were someone I knew.
SAndrea: It gives more evidence to report impersonations with.
Vhottie: g2g bye
SAndrea: See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya
Vhottie: thats soooooooooo old
SAndrea: So am I. 🙂
#5891: coolgirl1 -> FireRaze
coolgirl1:
FireRaze: …..
#5890: JUDIBA -> Censored Name
JUDIBA: hi jeff
Censored Name: sorry its ed
JUDIBA: oh really?
JUDIBA: stop it
JUDIBA: i know it’s you
Censored Name: no realy its ed
JUDIBA: yeah, and i’m kayla
JUDIBA: suuuure
Censored Name: yes my name is ed ok not jeff
JUDIBA: oh boy
JUDIBA: sorry
JUDIBA: are you mad at me now?
Censored Name: thats ok
JUDIBA: good
JUDIBA: so you’re not mad?
Censored Name: no no
JUDIBA: ok good
Censored Name: and why
JUDIBA: do you have a dog?
JUDIBA: why what?
Censored Name: am i mad at you
JUDIBA: you are?
Censored Name: no sorry
JUDIBA: no sorry what?
JUDIBA: no you don’t have a dog?
Censored Name: i am not mad at you ok
JUDIBA: ok
JUDIBA: thanks for your help
JUDIBA: bye
Censored Name: a/s/l
JUDIBA: 89/f/ny
JUDIBA: my s/n stands for just uterly disturbed is bobby’s answer
JUDIBA: did you know that?
JUDIBA: ok then bye
Censored Name: i am biz ok
JUDIBA: biz?
JUDIBA: is that your name?
JUDIBA: i thought you said your name was ed… you liar
JUDIBA: ohhh busy?
JUDIBA: ok bye
JUDIBA: sorry to bother you
#5889: Headless Jeff -> Censored Name
Headless Jeff: HELLEW!!!!
Censored Name: hey
Censored Name: sup whos this
Headless Jeff: Do I know me?
Headless Jeff: Do you know you?
Censored Name: what is ur name
Headless Jeff: oh my name is Bill, Bill Clinton.
Censored Name: hahaha really
Headless Jeff: and I’m runnin for the president of Bosnia and Herzegovinia and I was wonderin if I can count on your vote.
Censored Name: what is ur name please tell me
Censored Name: ya whatever
Headless Jeff: can I count on you to vote for me?
Censored Name: whatever
Headless Jeff: good cause in that country they legalize affairs and I wanna take my wonderful wife Hilary and my wonderful other wife Monica and my wonderful husband Al
Headless Jeff: so what is up as you young american citizens say?
Censored Name: if ur name is bob ross or rork
Censored Name: tell me
Headless Jeff: how old are you surgar? I’m 207 years of age but I look in my 50’s
Headless Jeff: what do young american civilized teens do these days?
Censored Name: lol i dunno ask ur monica what we do
Headless Jeff: sure just a second MONICA SWEETIE PIE!!!!!!
Headless Jeff: NOT YOU HILARY GET OFF ME!!!
Censored Name: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Headless Jeff: omg stands for Ostiches Mooning George right? I just hate that George Bush
Headless Jeff: hello?
Headless Jeff: well I guess I can’t count on your vote then bye
Headless Jeff: but remember…
Headless Jeff: VOTE FOR BILL SECOND TO NILL!
#5888: Eminouie -> Censored Name
Eminouie: Hello
Censored Name: um, hi
Censored Name: Who is this?
Eminouie: I’m a dude who wants to chat?
Censored Name: ok…
Censored Name: How’d you get my s/n?
Eminouie: A chatroom silly.
Censored Name: the nsync one?
Eminouie: Absolutley. Thaz like the only good one. LoL
Censored Name: yeah, N SYNC rulzz!
Censored Name: Whos your fav?
Eminouie: Ummm
Eminouie: Like JT. Did you see the Bye Bye Bye video.
Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG
Censored Name: Who hasn’t seen the bye bye bye video?
Censored Name: yes, i did
Censored Name: i like lance
Censored Name: :o)
Eminouie: Yeah he was on the Millionier show
Eminouie: I taped it and watched it over and over
Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG
Censored Name: me too! I love how he said all these words in his lil mississippian accent
Eminouie: Yeah I know!!
Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG
Censored Name: You like typing OMG!
Eminouie: I’m gonna have to go but I haf like like like the greatest time talking OOOOKKKK.
Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG
Censored Name: bye
#5887: Eminouie -> Censored Name
Eminouie: Hello
Censored Name: do i know u?
Eminouie: Noper ooo scoo e
Eminouie: Want to chat?
Eminouie: :::awaits answer::::
Eminouie: So do you wanna chat?
Eminouie: Guess Not. Bye Bye!
Censored Name: hello?
Censored Name: sorry i got mail lagged
Eminouie: Would you like to chat?
Censored Name: sure
Censored Name: age/sex
Eminouie: 597/m
Censored Name: sure
Eminouie: My name is Master Shreader.
Eminouie: Sorry wrong IM. I’m a ninja turtle lover.
Censored Name: and how old are u?
Eminouie: I am 597
Eminouie: You caught me. I’m 28 and I livve in my parent’s basement.
Eminouie: My goal is to get a job at the Burger Barn but I was fired for accidently breaking the television sets when I tried to turn it on to the Ninja Turtles.
Censored Name: now im freaked
Eminouie: Sorry. Time for Ninja Turtles.
Eminouie: Bye