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#6007: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: blah

stimpyismyname: yay

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: i can put ff8 characters in the sims

stimpyismyname: wee

stimpyismyname: blah

stimpyismyname: yay

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: i can put ff8 charcters in the sims

stimpyismyname: wee

davepoobond: ?

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: isnt that spiffy

davepoobond: can squall hack people up?

davepoobond: or shoot people

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: RIP OFF

davepoobond: have u used him yet

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: or any of them

stimpyismyname: it just looks like him

stimpyismyname: THATS IT

davepoobond: sugar and beans

stimpyismyname: yum

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: its not “yum”

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#6006: stimpyismyname -> TheRock316

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stimpyismyname: u like wwf?

TheRock316: yea

TheRock316: but ECW ruled all ass

stimpyismyname: oh yeah

stimpyismyname: if youre a fag

TheRock316: FUCK U

stimpyismyname: hey hey hey

stimpyismyname: just stating the facts

TheRock316: what?

stimpyismyname: yeah thats right

TheRock316: man i think that hooked on phnics isnt workin to good for u ASSCLOWN

stimpyismyname: hey!

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#6005: stimpyismyname -> Blind Bubba

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stimpyismyname is on an sn Blind Bubba doesn’t know him on

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stimpyismyname: hi

Blind Bubba: who is this?

stimpyismyname: its mr lievre

Blind Bubba: what the fuck, lievre

Blind Bubba: when the fock did you get an SN

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: bad languige

Blind Bubba: ey

Blind Bubba: ok this isnt lievre because first off

stimpyismyname: you suck at drums

Blind Bubba: he has better grammar then YOU

stimpyismyname: so does vjay

Blind Bubba: his grammar isn’t very good

Blind Bubba: but is DEFINETLY not THAT bad

stimpyismyname: i do my wife every night

Blind Bubba: omfg is this vijay

Blind Bubba: did you get an AIM clone or some ass

stimpyismyname: go to my site

Blind Bubba: lol, your stupid

Blind Bubba: think i dont check the links eh

stimpyismyname: its for diablo 2

Blind Bubba: its goatse you stupid ass

Blind Bubba: you are a newbie as well

stimpyismyname: no….

Blind Bubba: ok FAG right click on your link

Blind Bubba: then do SHOW HYPERLINK

stimpyismyname: i dont know why it says that

Blind Bubba: because you’re stupid, thats why

stimpyismyname: it just goes to aol hometown for me

Blind Bubba: haha, you ARE a newbie if you use AOL

Blind Bubba: n00b

Blind Bubba: now go away and masturbate to goatse or something

stimpyismyname: thats no way to talk to your teacher!

Blind Bubba: not only are you stupid, you aren’t very funny

stimpyismyname: i have a bunghole

Blind Bubba: this is stimpyismyname or one of his friends

Blind Bubba: i know it isnt matt lew because he doesnt know what a bunghole is

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: i know what it is

Blind Bubba: and davepoobond is a bit more intelligent then that

Blind Bubba: yah sure

Blind Bubba: its stimpyismyname i think

Blind Bubba: Matt even has better grammar

Blind Bubba: and don’t sday

Blind Bubba: *say

Blind Bubba: “We’ll stimpyismyname is on his SN”

Blind Bubba: because you CAN go on two SNs at once, just get a cloner

Blind Bubba: *well

stimpyismyname: uhhhhh

stimpyismyname: what?

Blind Bubba: and if this IS matt, whats the list i want you to give me

Blind Bubba: omfg you are so stupid

Blind Bubba: what is on the list i want you to give me

Blind Bubba: that you were supposed to have today but didnt

stimpyismyname: i’ll give it to you tommorow

Blind Bubba: shut the fuck up he said he would give it to me online

Blind Bubba: so what is on the list, asshole

stimpyismyname: yeah, well too bad

stimpyismyname: hahahaha

Blind Bubba: haha, this isn’t Matt

stimpyismyname: stimpyismyname sent me a picture of a butthole

stimpyismyname: :-!

Blind Bubba: well theres 4 punches on stimpyismyname 2morrow

stimpyismyname: on matt

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6003: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: hello

davepoobond: hi

stimpyismyname: hi

davepoobond: hi

stimpyismyname: sooooo

davepoobond: so what

stimpyismyname: do you have a new computer yet?

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: i see

davepoobond: idiot

stimpyismyname: mm hmmmm…..

stimpyismyname: hello?

davepoobond: hi

stimpyismyname: shut up dave

davepoobond: ok

stimpyismyname: hahahhahahaa

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#6002: stimpyismyname -> Para

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Para doesnt know that this is stimpyismyname, since stimpyismyname is on a sn that is exactly Para’s but with one number more, but it was doubled…yeah…like 7882, when para’s was 782

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stimpyismyname: .

Para: …

stimpyismyname: .

Para: Now this is demented.

stimpyismyname: ur telling me

Para: And whom might you be?

stimpyismyname: what do you mean?

stimpyismyname: brb

stimpyismyname: ok

Para: How long have you had this aim account and how did you find me?

stimpyismyname: g2g!!

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6001: Berrybud -> stimpyismyname

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Berrybud: heybabe

stimpyismyname: yo

Berrybud: whuts ^

stimpyismyname: nothin

Berrybud: hows hieghtd

stimpyismyname: ?

Berrybud: ***ahhs

stimpyismyname: alright then

Berrybud: wat

stimpyismyname: we want the funk

stimpyismyname: gotta have the funk

stimpyismyname: we need the funk

Berrybud: alxright then are you drunk

stimpyismyname: lets have the funk

Berrybud: oik then

stimpyismyname: “It’s about time you arrived, Mr. Snaggle”

stimpyismyname: hah

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6000: Berrybud -> stimpyismyname

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Berrybud: hey this is monica

stimpyismyname: hi

Berrybud: whats up

stimpyismyname: nothing

Berrybud: cool this is jeff s right

stimpyismyname: ya

Berrybud: sorry about the whole chaps thing

Berrybud: ya there

Berrybud: hey jeff talk to me

stimpyismyname: hello

Berrybud: ok……

stimpyismyname: beans fo life, yo!

Berrybud: ok

Berrybud: hey sorry about the whole chapps thingy

Berrybud: ok bye

stimpyismyname: k

stimpyismyname: later

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5999: Berrybud -> stimpyismyname

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Berrybud: you suck …………hard

stimpyismyname: you smell…………bad

Berrybud: you like to sick ducks

stimpyismyname: you like to smell your smelly self

Berrybud: six pac

stimpyismyname: 2pac

Berrybud: i love that song

Berrybud: *singer

stimpyismyname: :-!

Berrybud: jk

stimpyismyname: :-!

Berrybud: shut the f up

stimpyismyname: bite me

Berrybud: love to

stimpyismyname: then do it

Berrybud: *rrrrrr*

stimpyismyname: haha

Berrybud: lol

Berrybud: hey jeffyj its mo

stimpyismyname: hi

Berrybud: brooke says u sick guys ducks

Berrybud: but ur cool wit me

stimpyismyname: brooke smells too

stimpyismyname: hahaha

Berrybud: brooke wont let u bite her

stimpyismyname: she doesnt have a choice

Berrybud: she say ok

Berrybud: but anyways whats up

stimpyismyname: bored as usual

Berrybud: oh cool

Berrybud: same here just wanting to talk to my boy

Berrybud: …….taylor

stimpyismyname: ………..nancy

Berrybud: huh? im lost

stimpyismyname: ok

Berrybud: would u mind explaining

stimpyismyname: would you?

Berrybud: what?

stimpyismyname: huh?

Berrybud: ahh im lost soo lost.

stimpyismyname: sucks 2 b u

Berrybud: stop whats wrong with u

stimpyismyname: sorry

Berrybud: u were soo sweet to me the other time i talked to u what happened

stimpyismyname: im sweet as sugar

Berrybud: well u sure arent acting like it now

Berrybud: i knwo u sweet as sugar but whats wrong today?

stimpyismyname: ahh

stimpyismyname: red

Berrybud: what

Berrybud: ok…..

Berrybud: and whats wrong with that?

Berrybud: talk to me!!!

stimpyismyname: brb

Berrybud: k

stimpyismyname: back

Berrybud: ok

Berrybud: now will u answer me whats wrong with u and whats wrong with red?

stimpyismyname: im tired and red is evil

stimpyismyname: jk

Berrybud: well red and black are cool school colors

Berrybud: well dont be tired

Berrybud: go masked raiders!!

stimpyismyname: woohoo

Berrybud: jk thats a cool college though

Berrybud: tech

Berrybud: thats where my big bro is going

stimpyismyname: k

Berrybud: yea ur making me feel stupid and not loved

stimpyismyname: O:-)

Berrybud: i dont like that feeling =(

stimpyismyname: i’m sorry…

stimpyismyname: brb

Berrybud: its ok

Berrybud: ok

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: back

Berrybud: ok

stimpyismyname: haha

Berrybud: wut?

stimpyismyname: nuthin

Berrybud: no tell me

stimpyismyname: watchin tv…

Berrybud: oh ok

stimpyismyname: whee!!

stimpyismyname: yellow

Berrybud: yay red

stimpyismyname: greeeeeen

Berrybud: green eeewww

stimpyismyname: yum

Berrybud: blue yay!!

stimpyismyname: orangeee

Berrybud: not really

Berrybud: pink!!!

stimpyismyname: thats enough of that

Berrybud: ok

Berrybud: ok donefinally

Berrybud: srry

Berrybud: brb

stimpyismyname: okey day

stimpyismyname: u back?

stimpyismyname: guess not

stimpyismyname: dum de dum

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5996: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: MOO

davepoobond: ok

stimpyismyname: :-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!

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stimpyismyname: :-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!

stimpyismyname: hahahahahahaha

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5994: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: blaahhhh

davepoobond: wut game didja get>

stimpyismyname: craaaaazy taxi!!

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: wuts it about?

stimpyismyname: driving taxis

davepoobond: btw, wanna say something for the update on squackle?

stimpyismyname: es muy chistoso

davepoobond: and what happens?

stimpyismyname: you drive people placxes

davepoobond: thats it?

stimpyismyname: you wouldnt undeerstand

davepoobond: ok…do you want to say something for Squackle?

stimpyismyname: yes

davepoobond: what is it?

stimpyismyname: “Squackle may not be funny but – – :: jumps out window :: hehehe!!”

stimpyismyname: k?

davepoobond: yep, got it

davepoobond: i played poopie and the gooey kablooie at my dad’s computer

stimpyismyname: oh

davepoobond: it went a lot slower

davepoobond: and i drove the tank into the bar

davepoobond: but i couldnt get it back out

stimpyismyname: how fast is ur dads comp

davepoobond: not that fast

davepoobond: 260 or so

stimpyismyname: how fast

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: i found a way we can sell stuff on squackle

stimpyismyname: if we have anything

davepoobond: how?

stimpyismyname: ccnow

stimpyismyname: i set up an sccount

davepoobond: coo

davepoobond: can we have other people sell stuff on our site too?

davepoobond: we can have “Squackle Shop” or something

davepoobond: whee

stimpyismyname: why?

stimpyismyname: uhhh

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: that’s gay

davepoobond: no to what?

stimpyismyname: ha

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: i have to go now, call me and tell me about it

stimpyismyname: but vat?

stimpyismyname: bout vat?

davepoobond: the ccnow thing

stimpyismyname: uh huh….>

stimpyismyname: <>

stimpyismyname: <<.

stimpyismyname:

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<>

stimpyismyname: hahaha

davepoobond: bye

stimpyismyname:

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Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5993: stimpyismyname -> Berrybud

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stimpyismyname: no

Berrybud: what did i do

stimpyismyname: dont play dumb with me

Berrybud: im not dumnb

stimpyismyname: …

Berrybud: …..well what?

stimpyismyname: just “…”

Berrybud: ok

Berrybud: so what cha do today

stimpyismyname: well first I — ::jumps out window:: HAHAHAHA!!

stimpyismyname: AHHH YES! I AM COUNT CHOCULA!!

stimpyismyname: BWA HA!!!

stimpyismyname: HA!

stimpyismyname: HA!