These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
stimpyismyname: whee sim golf
davepoobond: i have a 1/2 pound of mike and ikes
stimpyismyname: why
davepoobond: have you been playing that all the time
davepoobond: i bought some u ass
stimpyismyname: did u go to blockbuster
stimpyismyname: did u get red faction
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: ooooook
stimpyismyname: bye
stimpyismyname: auntjemimima breakin china
davepoobond: heh
stimpyismyname: i saw minority report
davepoobond: good movie huh?
stimpyismyname: but john anderton didnt have one
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: i forgot what that meant
stimpyismyname: if you have an alternate future
davepoobond: o yeah
stimpyismyname: ji tried out for a clan yesterday
davepoobond: a clan for what
stimpyismyname: counter-strike
davepoobond: did u get in
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: ha
davepoobond: i’m getting 50 cents to go to blockbuster and get my sister an ice cream
davepoobond: isnt that great
stimpyismyname: okkkkk
stimpyismyname: what u gettin at blockbuster
davepoobond: ice cream
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: i see
davepoobond: maybe red faction
stimpyismyname: did u beat dark cloud yet
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: its a 50+ hour game…i’ve played only 20
davepoobond: i’m at the boss at the 3rd place
stimpyismyname: play for a day straight
stimpyismyname: and then 6 hrs
davepoobond: right that’s what i’ll do
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: just bite the bullet and get it over with
davepoobond: what the hell are you talking about
stimpyismyname: how do you go to the hardware list
davepoobond: ?
stimpyismyname: nm
stimpyismyname: “anyone seen scary movie 2? i spent 18hours downloading it then it turned out to be in ****ing spanish!!”
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: loser
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: bobo the ho
davepoobond: wtf lol
stimpyismyname: hi
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: im back lol
davepoobond: what
stimpyismyname: lol
davepoobond: whats so funny
stimpyismyname: lol
davepoobond: u never say lol
davepoobond: u idiot
stimpyismyname: u an idiot
davepoobond: k……………………
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: this is mark
davepoobond: ok ya right
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: im mark lol
stimpyismyname: bye
davepoobond: burger king is gonna get sold
davepoobond: and also hershey
davepoobond: !!!
stimpyismyname: HUH
stimpyismyname: LATER
davepoobond: NO
davepoobond: WAIT
stimpyismyname: WAT
davepoobond: BURGER KING AND HERSHEY CHOCOLATES ARE GOING TO BE SOLD
davepoobond: YOU DONT UNDERSTANDDDDDDDD
stimpyismyname: YEAH… THAT WAS ALL ANDY
stimpyismyname: bye
stimpyismyname: tu chupas los gatitos gordos.
stimpyismyname: ?verdad?
stimpyismyname: k, bye
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Translation:
stimpyismyname: you suck fat cats
stimpyismyname: right?
stimpyismyname: k, bye
stimpyismyname: go get tactics ogre
stimpyismyname: and a link cable
stimpyismyname: and rent small soldiers
stimpyismyname: and watch it
davepoobond: lol no
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MyLeftTesticle: What’s this?
stimpyismyname: who are you?
MyLeftTesticle: Ask Dave
stimpyismyname: stop bothering me
MyLeftTesticle: lol
MyLeftTesticle: No…
MyLeftTesticle: I can’t help bothering people
MyLeftTesticle: It’s like, my job in life
stimpyismyname: well then die
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Tnnisdude: who are you?
stimpyismyname: bwa hah ha ahaahaha
Tnnisdude: andrew?
stimpyismyname: ?
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: howd u know?
Tnnisdude: no reason
stimpyismyname: …
Tnnisdude: just your profile
stimpyismyname: what ever!!
stimpyismyname: yo
Tnnisdude: yup
stimpyismyname: ya
Tnnisdude: whats up w/ megs?
stimpyismyname: uhhh
stimpyismyname: y know
stimpyismyname: stuff
Tnnisdude: no, I dont know
Tnnisdude: like what?
stimpyismyname: what do you want to know?
stimpyismyname:
davepoobond: did u hear my horn
davepoobond: it sounds kinda muffled
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: k
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: hello
stimpyismyname: HI
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: who is this again?
stimpyismyname: WHO R U?
stimpyismyname: do i know u from unichat?
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: tiffany
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: *angelkisses343
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: i think so
stimpyismyname: ok
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: wuts ur unichat name?
stimpyismyname: kryptonite
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: hmm?
stimpyismyname: or maybe somethin else
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: huh?
stimpyismyname: how’d u get my im sn?
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: no clue
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: haha
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: i think i got it frum u but im not sure
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: but…
stimpyismyname: oh well
stimpyismyname: hi!
stimpyismyname: wassup?
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: hehe hi not much …u
stimpyismyname: nuthn
stimpyismyname: i leave tomorrow
stimpyismyname: for vacation
stimpyismyname: wee!
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: where?
stimpyismyname: oregon
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: oh kew
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: where u frum
stimpyismyname: california
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: where in cali?
stimpyismyname: near la
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: oh
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: im in san jose ova here
stimpyismyname: ok
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: haha
stimpyismyname: do you know davepoobond?
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: well the thing is i had his sn but i dont no how i got it
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: same with u
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: r u guys frends?
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: yea
SiLVerSiSqoLoVR: wuts ur name?
stimpyismyname: yo wassap
davepoobond: nothing…….
stimpyismyname: yeea
stimpyismyname: you can make your own weapons in ffxi
davepoobond: wowwwwww
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: and eat fish
stimpyismyname: i got a demo disc
stimpyismyname: i played mr mosquito
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: it’s weird
stimpyismyname: yepsiree
stimpyismyname: stupid aol
stimpyismyname: 1000 hours free for a month
stimpyismyname: theres only 744 hours in a month
stimpyismyname: kick it’s butt
stimpyismyname: yep
davepoobond: that’s why they say for 45 days
davepoobond: GENIUS
stimpyismyname: why do i get so manny bestiallity emails?
stimpyismyname: farm fantasy these girls are crazy!
stimpyismyname: i got six of them today alone
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: they know your tastes
stimpyismyname: they know your MOM’S tastes
davepoobond: at least its not beastiality
davepoobond: sicko
stimpyismyname: it’s kiddie beastiallity
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname was on a screen name that looked like davepoobond’s screen name, because he replaced the “o” with a “0” and had the name in all caps so you wouldn’t notice the difference
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stimpyismyname: hi
stimpyismyname: i am blow the toad
davepoobond: fuck off
stimpyismyname: blow a toad