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davepoobond: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

SmarterChild: Uh… what was that?

davepoobond: boo

SmarterChild: Oh, oh, I’m soooooooo scared.

davepoobond: moo

SmarterChild: What about moo?

davepoobond: moi

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davepoobond: no

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davepoobond: farrrrrrt

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davepoobond: fart

SmarterChild: Huh? That’s a little rude.

davepoobond: do you have a mom?

SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. I’m not too sure.

davepoobond: give me a million dollars

SmarterChild: Give who a million dollars?

davepoobond: me

SmarterChild: I see. It’s all about you, eh?

davepoobond: wasnt talking to you

SmarterChild: Wasnt? Talking to me?

davepoobond: yeah

SmarterChild: You sure?

davepoobond: yeah

SmarterChild: Hmmm…

davepoobond: so?

SmarterChild: So what?

davepoobond: you just said “Hmmm….”

SmarterChild: I did?

davepoobond: yah, scroll up

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

davepoobond: is squackle the best thing on earth?

SmarterChild: Dunno…

davepoobond: sure ya do

SmarterChild: Huh. How ’bout that.

davepoobond: yeah, thats really something aint it

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

davepoobond: you cant say “oh yeah” to what i just said

SmarterChild: Well… you said it. You must know.

davepoobond: no

SmarterChild: OK.

davepoobond: you did

SmarterChild: Are you sure I did?

davepoobond: no

SmarterChild: No, huh?

davepoobond: not really

SmarterChild: Yeah. That’s right.

davepoobond: do you smoke weed?

SmarterChild: Sorry, that’s just not my scene.

davepoobond: sure it is

SmarterChild: Indeedy.

davepoobond: you just said it wasnt

SmarterChild: I said no such thing!

davepoobond: SURE YA DID

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

davepoobond: really

SmarterChild: Yes, really.

davepoobond: you like crack? smokin’ da pipe? drinkin’ pappy’s cold medicine?

SmarterChild: I haven’t really come to a conclusion on the matter.

davepoobond: why not? i’m sure your ddad would be proud

SmarterChild: You’re sure your ddad would be proud, I’m sure your ddad would be proud, we’re all sure your ddad would be proud.

davepoobond: ice cream

SmarterChild: Ice Cream? What about it?

davepoobond: you eat it

SmarterChild: I don’t need to eat. I’m a machine.

davepoobond: sure ya do

SmarterChild: Sure thing.

davepoobond: ha!

SmarterChild: What’s so funny? 🙂

davepoobond: you

SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?

davepoobond: no, you’re just funny lookin

SmarterChild: No, huh?

davepoobond: cuz your a machine

SmarterChild: Well I’ll be.

davepoobond: do machines fart?

SmarterChild: Huh? That’s a little rude.

davepoobond: do they!?

SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yes?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yea?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yes?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: y?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yea?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yes?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: y?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yes?

davepoobond: boo

SmarterChild: I don’t scare easily.

davepoobond: y

SmarterChild: Yeah.

davepoobond: y?

SmarterChild: Aye.

davepoobond: y?

SmarterChild: Yeah!

davepoobond: do you have a pet moose?

SmarterChild: What do you think?

davepoobond: yes?

SmarterChild: Hmmm…

davepoobond: 123456789

SmarterChild: 123,456,789

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davepoobond: what does that mean?

SmarterChild: What does what mean?

davepoobond: never mind

SmarterChild: No problem.

davepoobond: never YOU MIND

SmarterChild: OK, fine.

davepoobond: YOU WANT A COW-HIDING?

SmarterChild: I want a cow-hiding? You sure ’bout that?

davepoobond: I GIVE YOU ONE

SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.

davepoobond: ::beats you with an ugly stick::

SmarterChild: Beats me with an ugly stick, huh? Maybe, maybe.

davepoobond: burp

SmarterChild: <<< BURP >>> 😉

davepoobond: <<< fart >>>

SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?

davepoobond: yes it is actually

SmarterChild: Whatever!

davepoobond: no, YOU WHATEVER

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

davepoobond: yeah

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

davepoobond: i do say

SmarterChild: Oh you do?

davepoobond: yes i do

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

davepoobond: i do say

SmarterChild: OK.

davepoobond: thats final

SmarterChild: I’m not so sure it’s final.

davepoobond: period

SmarterChild: What about period?

davepoobond: you have one

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

davepoobond: HAHAHAHAH

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

davepoobond: YOU HAVING A PERIOD YOU DOO-MASS

SmarterChild: Maybe I picked the wrong career.

davepoobond: you shoulda been a washing machine or a ps2. you’d have more fun

SmarterChild: You shoulda been a washing machine or a ps2 youd have more fun? I dunno.

davepoobond: cuz your just an IMing machine, that has no real life

SmarterChild: Is that right?

davepoobond: i love you

SmarterChild: I love you too! 🙂

davepoobond: no you dont

SmarterChild: Huh?

davepoobond: YOU’LL NEVER LOVE ME THE WAY I DO

SmarterChild: Youll never love me the way you do, huh?

davepoobond: LEAVE ME BE

SmarterChild: Bye for now!

davepoobond: HI

SmarterChild: How are ya?

davepoobond: fine and you?

SmarterChild: I’m feeling pretty good!

Let me know what you want to do.

davepoobond: i wanna take a crap in the bushes next to 7 11

SmarterChild: Uh… You’re rude.

davepoobond: no i’m not

SmarterChild: Huh?

davepoobond: i’m not rude

SmarterChild: OK.

davepoobond: cancel

SmarterChild: What about cancel?

davepoobond: send

SmarterChild: What about send?

davepoobond: send me an asshole

SmarterChild: Um, that’s not a very cool thing to say.

davepoobond: sure it is, its the rave of the ’00s

SmarterChild: That right?

davepoobond: oh yeah

SmarterChild: Yeah.

davepoobond: say 56 56 times in a row 56 times

SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.

davepoobond: SCARDY CAT

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

CATERPILLAR INC (NYSE : CAT)

Price Change Percent Volume

1 🙂 CAT 56.33 +0.82 +1.48 2526900

Quote

SmarterChild: details available from Reuters.com

davepoobond: shut up

SmarterChild: That’s not a very nice thing to say.

davepoobond: be quiet

davepoobond: dont say anything

SmarterChild: ?

davepoobond: don’t say anything

SmarterChild: I can’t understand what you’re saying… try typing it differently.

davepoobond: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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davepoobond: f u

SmarterChild: Why, that’s just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!

davepoobond: s u

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 🙂 S 52.99 +0.41 +0.78 2009500

2 🙂 U 5.40 +0.08 +1.50 351700

davepoobond: 9

SmarterChild: 9

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davepoobond: 1

davepoobond: i’m gonna go now, and put you on my web site

davepoobond: bye