stimpyismyname: no
Berrybud: what did i do
stimpyismyname: dont play dumb with me
Berrybud: im not dumnb
stimpyismyname: …
Berrybud: …..well what?
stimpyismyname: just “…”
Berrybud: ok
Berrybud: so what cha do today
stimpyismyname: well first I — ::jumps out window:: HAHAHAHA!!
stimpyismyname: AHHH YES! I AM COUNT CHOCULA!!
stimpyismyname: BWA HA!!!
stimpyismyname: HA!
stimpyismyname: HA!
MyLeftTesticle: Guess what!
stimpyismyname: what
MyLeftTesticle: Poop
stimpyismyname: alright
MyLeftTesticle: For reals man!
stimpyismyname: duude!
stimpyismyname: sup?
stimpyismyname: duuude?
stimpyismyname: fine
stimpyismyname: geez
stimpyismyname: .
[Figursk8r signs off]
stimpyismyname: .
Figursk8r: who’s this?
Figursk8r: hello, who is this?
[Figursk8r signs off]
Berrybud: hey who is this
stimpyismyname: ?
Berrybud: hello
stimpyismyname: yeah… ok….
Berrybud: just tell me who you are
stimpyismyname: leave me alone
Berrybud: y
stimpyismyname: BLAH
Berrybud: w/e ou were on my b list so i thought i woukd im you but nm
stimpyismyname: …what?
Berrybud: never mined
stimpyismyname: uh huh
Berrybud: i feel stupid when i talk to you
stimpyismyname: so what new with you
stimpyismyname: ?
Berrybud: not telling
stimpyismyname: oooh
stimpyismyname: secrets!
Berrybud: you hate secrets
stimpyismyname: i like secrets
stimpyismyname: …blackmail too…
Berrybud: o realoly ne on me
stimpyismyname: say something stupid
stimpyismyname: right now
Berrybud: piggily wiggily
stimpyismyname: ha
stimpyismyname: ur stupid
Berrybud: i hate u
stimpyismyname: hahaha
Berrybud: do you go to my school
stimpyismyname: probly not
Berrybud: what are yoyr school colors
stimpyismyname: pink
stimpyismyname: and polka dots
Berrybud: i hate u you wont tell me who you are
stimpyismyname: 🙂
Berrybud: thats not funny i swear
stimpyismyname: 😀
Berrybud: i really hate you now do you know me at all tho really
stimpyismyname: lets practice on trying to make sense
Berrybud: grr do you know me at all
stimpyismyname: okay iS tht wath u
stimpyismyname: ?
Berrybud: i dunno
stimpyismyname: 😛
Berrybud: lol nnott
stimpyismyname: dum dum dum
stimpyismyname: hello?
stimpyismyname: HI, IT’S davepoobond
stimpyismyname: HOW ARE YOU
stimpyismyname: …?
Para: Hi
Para: Sure.
Para: I doubt you are.
stimpyismyname: sure, sure…
stimpyismyname: sO hOw AbOuT tHeM DoDgErs?
Para: …
stimpyismyname: b
stimpyismyname: i
stimpyismyname: n
stimpyismyname: g
stimpyismyname: o
stimpyismyname: and bingo was his name
stimpyismyname: o
stimpyismyname: there was a farmer, had a dog
stimpyismyname: geez im stoned
stimpyismyname: not really…
stimpyismyname: just pumped on heroin
stimpyismyname: so, u wanna tell me why you IMed me?
stimpyismyname: cause ur really friggin annoyin
stimpyismyname: hi, im davepoobond!
stimpyismyname: news at ten
stimpyismyname: OR LATER
stimpyismyname: hmm hmm hmm
stimpyismyname: booyaka
stimpyismyname: wHy DoNt YoU tAlK tO mE (davepoobond), pArA?
stimpyismyname: WHO AREYOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PITA BREAD?!!
Berrybud: Brooke who is this
stimpyismyname: it depends
stimpyismyname: it all depends…
Berrybud: on what
stimpyismyname: …stuff…
Berrybud: like what give the specifics
stimpyismyname: i’d rather not, STU-U-UPID!!!
Berrybud: y
stimpyismyname: cause
Berrybud: y
stimpyismyname: STU-U-UPID
Berrybud: just tell me if you go to my school and what grade ur in
stimpyismyname: YES AND NO
stimpyismyname: …maybe…
Berrybud: your a dumbass
stimpyismyname: GASP!!!
stimpyismyname: PROFANITY!!
stimpyismyname: 3RD DEGREE!!
Berrybud: jus tell me what it is
stimpyismyname: what the who is?
Berrybud: who you are
stimpyismyname: …what…?
Berrybud: who are you?
stimpyismyname: …
stimpyismyname: my whosit is a whatsit?
Berrybud: whoisit
stimpyismyname: whosit, you say…
Berrybud: YES
stimpyismyname: a-whatsit-whosit, or a whosit-whatsit?
stimpyismyname: wassap???
Berrybud: pleeze just tell me who this is
stimpyismyname: whatsit ta yoo?”
stimpyismyname: whosit ta what?
stimpyismyname: vat???
Berrybud: you suck an jus tell me
stimpyismyname: OH OH OH????
stimpyismyname: I “SUCK”, DO I???
Berrybud: yeah
stimpyismyname: I’LL NEVER TELL YOU NOW….
Berrybud: o no im shakin in my boots
stimpyismyname: what?
Berrybud: nm loser
stimpyismyname: i’m an egiptian
stimpyismyname: eeeeeggggyyppttttt
Berrybud: no ur not stop ya liein
stimpyismyname: YOURE INSANE!!
stimpyismyname: I MUST GET OUT!!!
stimpyismyname: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Berrybud: your a freak
stimpyismyname: takes one to know that im rubber and you are bingo b-i-n-g-o!!!!!
stimpyismyname: CANT THINK…!
stimpyismyname: CAN ONLY SEND….
Berrybud: is this allyson
stimpyismyname: ….DUMB IMS!!!
stimpyismyname: thats great
stimpyismyname: ahem
stimpyismyname: i am paradox602
stimpyismyname: on my other sn
Berrybud: ok
stimpyismyname: i’m on both sn’s now
stimpyismyname: lets talk on both!!
Berrybud: just tell me who this is and ill stop bothering you
stimpyismyname: yeah, ud better, cause ur really annoying
stimpyismyname: geez
stimpyismyname: FREAK
Berrybud: DUMBASS
stimpyismyname: MORON
Berrybud: ASSHOLE
stimpyismyname: NINCOMPOOP
Berrybud: SHITHEAD
stimpyismyname: PUSSBUCKET
Berrybud: SCUMBUCKET
stimpyismyname: CATHEMROIDS
Berrybud: ok i dont have nemore
stimpyismyname: tuh
stimpyismyname: no wonder
stimpyismyname: POO…FACE
Berrybud: shut the hell up im not talking to you bye
stimpyismyname: alright, fuzzyfart
Berrybud: what the hell just tell me who you aer ……… stalker
stimpyismyname: ME???
stimpyismyname: A STALKER???
stimpyismyname: why…
stimpyismyname: ive…
Berrybud: yeah if you wont tell me who you are then im assunming your my stalker
stimpyismyname: yeah, whatever
Berrybud: yeah, ok
stimpyismyname: u were on my buddy list under “stupid”
stimpyismyname: heh heh
Berrybud: right just tell me who you are and ll leave you alone
stimpyismyname: whats the point?
Berrybud: i dunno jus te;ll me ill do anything
stimpyismyname: anything….??
Berrybud: yepp
stimpyismyname: hmmm
stimpyismyname: talk to paradox602 and say she’s stupid
stimpyismyname: haha ha
Berrybud: no nething but thar
stimpyismyname: uhhh
Berrybud: im not stupid
stimpyismyname: talk to my friend mrchubbybubbles when he gets on
Berrybud: ok no
stimpyismyname: just put him on your buddy list!
stimpyismyname: fine….
stimpyismyname: arghhh
Berrybud: hey i gtg bye
stimpyismyname: yeah….k
MARCELY: hello…BRAZIL
stimpyismyname: hi…australlia
MARCELY: hi…
MARCELY: portuguese???
stimpyismyname: no hablo portugues
MARCELY: no hablo espanhol e ingles…
MARCELY: hi…
stimpyismyname: yeah…
stimpyismyname: bye
stimpyismyname: hello
elmoisfurry: yo
elmoisfurry: daves a butt
stimpyismyname: hello
Para: Hello?
stimpyismyname: my name is Dingo
Para: Good for you.
stimpyismyname: how are you?
Para: Fine, yourself?
stimpyismyname: I’m good
stimpyismyname: davepoobond told me to call you a poo poo head.
Para: ok….
stimpyismyname: ……
stimpyismyname: I’m serious.
Para: AHHHHHH!!!!!! I WILL KILL HIM!!! ARGH!!!!
stimpyismyname: k, have fun.
Para: @$%@$&*%@^%@&^@%%$!!!!!!
stimpyismyname: heh.
stimpyismyname: whure’s muy muney?
elmoisfurry: sumwhere
stimpyismyname: ungh…
elmoisfurry: hehehehehehehahahahahahaha
stimpyismyname: rrrrrrrrr….
elmoisfurry: listening to nirvana
elmoisfurry: weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
stimpyismyname: listening to metallica with an orchestra
stimpyismyname: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……
elmoisfurry: AUHH!!
stimpyismyname: hello
stimpyismyname: boooo
elmoisfurry: no booooo u
stimpyismyname: tuh
stimpyismyname: fffffffftttt
stimpyismyname: sorry
elmoisfurry: tttttttttttttffffffffff
stimpyismyname: my bad
elmoisfurry: k
elmoisfurry: my good
stimpyismyname: yay
elmoisfurry: yup
stimpyismyname: i got a communist shirt
elmoisfurry: i got……….. a………… drink
elmoisfurry: at jack in the box
elmoisfurry: so there!
stimpyismyname: a “cold drink”?
stimpyismyname: woo woo
elmoisfurry: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
elmoisfurry: coooooooooooollllllllllllllldddddddddddd
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahah
elmoisfurry: a
stimpyismyname: i got a communist cinnamon holder thing
stimpyismyname: wee
stimpyismyname: beat that
stimpyismyname: ……
stimpyismyname: fine
stimpyismyname: dont beat that
elmoisfurry: i already did
stimpyismyname: no
elmoisfurry: with the coke from jack in tha box
stimpyismyname: no
elmoisfurry: yes
elmoisfurry: yes
stimpyismyname: you used that already
elmoisfurry: u ass head
elmoisfurry: heheheheehahahahhaha
stimpyismyname: idiot
elmoisfurry: thats my new insult
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: 😛
elmoisfurry: AUHH!!
stimpyismyname: so stupid
stimpyismyname: blah
elmoisfurry: ur point bing
elmoisfurry: BLAH!!
elmoisfurry: AUHH!! BLAH!!
stimpyismyname: gimme muy muhney
elmoisfurry: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano
stimpyismyname: y not
elmoisfurry: bcause ur…………..an ass head
elmoisfurry: hahahaahhahahahahahasha
elmoisfurry: lolololololololol
elmoisfurry: kjghjfdgjkdfg
elmoisfurry: poop
stimpyismyname: weewee
elmoisfurry: weewee
elmoisfurry: weewee
stimpyismyname: mock
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: ing
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: bird
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: yea
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: monckin bird
stimpyismyname: dont everybody have u heard
elmoisfurry: have u heard
stimpyismyname: shes gonna buy me a mocking bird
elmoisfurry: shes gonna buy me mockin bird
stimpyismyname: and if that mockin bird dont sing
elmoisfurry: bird dont sing
elmoisfurry: dlskcjilwth;fsgk’psdf
elmoisfurry: sdf
elmoisfurry: fd
elmoisfurry: k’f
elmoisfurry:
elmoisfurry: ojadfjodafj
elmoisfurry: odfha
elmoisfurry: ojasfhd
elmoisfurry: poop
stimpyismyname: SHES GONNA BUY ME A DIMOND RING!
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: yea yea yea
stimpyismyname: woo woo
elmoisfurry: time to listen to AFI now that nirvana is finished
elmoisfurry: yay
stimpyismyname: power
stimpyismyname: puff
stimpyismyname: girls
stimpyismyname: ….
stimpyismyname: wee
elmoisfurry: IN DARKNESS TOGETHER WE’RE BRING THE LIGHT.
IN DARKNESS TOGETHER WE ARE FORMING. THE FIRE TOMORROW IS BORN OF THE NIGHT. IN DARKNESS TOGETHER WE IGNITE.
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: …
stimpyismyname: no
elmoisfurry: YES
stimpyismyname: fart
stimpyismyname: sniff sniff
stimpyismyname: aaaaahhh
stimpyismyname: so fresh….
stimpyismyname: paradox 602 is on….
stimpyismyname: hehehehehehe
elmoisfurry: JUST STUMBLE AND FALL INTO A WORLD THATS OVERCROWDED, AND YOU WILL FIND ME, WONT RECOGNIZE ME ; I WON’T RECOGNIZE MYSELF
stimpyismyname: good
elmoisfurry: IT IS
stimpyismyname: whee
stimpyismyname: i have communist chopsticks
stimpyismyname: old navy t shirts
stimpyismyname: “wow”
stimpyismyname: $6.50-$16.50
elmoisfurry: We all begin to burn. Autum’s flame dances in my eyes. Set alight for all we’ve learned. My ashes falling
stimpyismyname: shut up
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: i like it
stimpyismyname: good for you
elmoisfurry: yes it is
stimpyismyname: well woop di doo
elmoisfurry: whoop di friggin doo
stimpyismyname: frikkin
stimpyismyname: …
stimpyismyname: no, i guess not
elmoisfurry: no
stimpyismyname: frickin?
elmoisfurry: friggen
elmoisfurry: stinky pants
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: fine
elmoisfurry: for no lack of searching i cant seem to find one
stimpyismyname: what?
elmoisfurry: what of all their promises? cant seem to find much more than lies
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: that’s good
elmoisfurry: yea it is
elmoisfurry: if only pure sweetness was offered, whys this bitter taste left in my mouth? if i could catch my breath just to exhale i’d now that i held it in too long
stimpyismyname: o
seriouslyk
stimpyismyname: shut up
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: and in the distance theres a gatheringthat no longer seems so far away. pushed to our knees so let us pray, and all together we’ll bring the real rain. watch all thats wasted wash away. so let it come. our will be done
elmoisfurry: ive been dreaming. i was lucid. i was dreaming blood was seeping from my pores. whod belive it was all my own decision?
elmoisfurry: ok ill stop now
stimpyismyname: blah
elmoisfurry: BLAH!!
stimpyismyname: okk
stimpyismyname: wee
stimpyismyname: ….yawn……
elmoisfurry: wizzzzzzzzzz
stimpyismyname: i fart in your general direction!
stimpyismyname: ffffffffftttt
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: i love that movie
stimpyismyname: jhsdkghjbvhjdkzsgfbashjvbavkjbhjbjhghgjksd
hkjhghahhflgfkjdghhjkdgkhjlfdgggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
stimpyismyname: that’s the sound my butt’s makin right now
elmoisfurry: no thats my donkey
stimpyismyname: …..noooooo……
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: OMNIPOTENCE, NURTURING MALEVOLENCE!
elmoisfurry: weewee
stimpyismyname: there’s something on the wing
stimpyismyname: some THING
stimpyismyname: ….
elmoisfurry: no
stimpyismyname: i’m sorry what were you saying?>
elmoisfurry: g2g cya lata
elmoisfurry: buy
stimpyismyname: buy food
elmoisfurry: no buy poop
stimpyismyname: cassaroles…..
elmoisfurry: linguini
stimpyismyname: die
Berrybud: what???
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: hi
Berrybud: who is this
stimpyismyname: who do you think
Berrybud: i have no idea
stimpyismyname: yea, right.
Berrybud: who
stimpyismyname: what?
stimpyismyname: u still talkin bout that?
Berrybud: well i dont kno who you r
stimpyismyname: YEA?
stimpyismyname: WELL SO WHAT
stimpyismyname: I DONT KNOW WHO U R
Berrybud: then y dya im me
stimpyismyname: why does anybodyim anyone?
stimpyismyname: brb
Berrybud: k
stimpyismyname: back
Berrybud: just tell me ur name
stimpyismyname: tell me urs
Berrybud: Brooke
stimpyismyname: yea right
Berrybud: no seriously
stimpyismyname: k
Berrybud: now yours
stimpyismyname: im scared!!
Berrybud: tell me your freakin name
stimpyismyname: freak?
stimpyismyname: did you call me a freak???
Berrybud: no
Berrybud: i wanted you to tell me ur name
stimpyismyname: really……
stimpyismyname: thats what you
Berrybud: yea
stimpyismyname: ummmm
stimpyismyname: what?
Berrybud: just tell me ur name
stimpyismyname: why
Berrybud: i just wanna know who im talking to
stimpyismyname: you wouldnt know anyway
Berrybud: well i told yopu my name
stimpyismyname: well woop de do
Berrybud: tell me uyr name
stimpyismyname: …..
stimpyismyname: what?
Berrybud: im not talkinmg to you n e more
stimpyismyname: really….
stimpyismyname: HELL0!!!!!!!!
stimpyismyname: meow
stimpyismyname: meow meow meow
Berrybud: tell me who you r
stimpyismyname: hah!
stimpyismyname: knew you couldnt hold out
Berrybud: well i jus wanna knoe
Berrybud: opleeze.
stimpyismyname: hmmmmm
Berrybud: wht can i do to get you to tell me
stimpyismyname: lets see….
Berrybud: ………………
stimpyismyname: uhh
Berrybud: ……………..
stimpyismyname: go to scorpius.spaceports.com/~squackle
stimpyismyname: then tell ur friends to go
Berrybud: but i dont eant to
stimpyismyname: i dont care
Berrybud: well tell me ur namr
stimpyismyname: after
Berrybud: no no non nonm non non npn no!
stimpyismyname: …………………………………
Berrybud: bhrb
stimpyismyname: ok
Berrybud: back
stimpyismyname: wow
stimpyismyname: brb in 20 min
Berrybud: noo whats ur name
stimpyismyname: moo
Para: What?
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: hmmm hmm hmm……
stimpyismyname: AUHH!!!!!!
stimpyismyname: hello
Para: What?
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: you’re really weird
stimpyismyname: i g2g
stimpyismyname: bye
stimpyismyname: hello
Para: Hi…
Para: bye
stimpyismyname: bye!!
Materials: old guy, tree branch
# of Players: 2
What You Do:
1. find an old guy (one in public) and tell him to masturbate.
2. If he refuses hit him with the branch. If he does, and if he tries to stop, whack “it” with the branch.
3. do this until you get bored or he passes out (in which case you hit him with the stick)
Boundaries: none