I hate you

You hate me

Let’s make Chemistry go on a killing spree

Wait, that’s impossible. I HATE CHEMISTRY!!!!!!

Barney had some cannibals

Cannibals

Cannibals

Barney had some cannibals

And they liked Chemistry

Chemistry

Chemistry

Barney Barney Barney Barney

These are the things that really, really tick off me

Barney sucks more, though

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s make Barney go on a killing spree

Well, no, let’s not cuz he’s too dumb to follow orders

I hate the purple dude

I think he’s really rude

So flush him down the sood

And I don’t really know what that is

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang Barney from a tree

Then take him down when we realize that we’d rather watch him than do a Chemistry lab

Maybe he’s worth something after all!

Barney Barney Barney

Even the name sounds effed-up

He’s almost as bad as Chemistry

He’s worse. Trust me.

So let’s boycott Barney!!!!!!!!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang Chemistry from a tree

And while we’re at it, let’s damage Barney’s reputation.

With a demolition charge at the set of the tv show,

Does Barney have any future? Heck friggin no!

BARNEY BARNEY BARNEY DIE DIE DIE

BARNEY BARNEY BARNEY DIE DIE DIE

BARNEY BARNEY BARNEY DIE DIE DIE

Good God, you’ve peed off everyone on the entire planet. GET YOUR EFFING SHOW CANCELLED OR SOMETHING!!! Geez.

BARNEY’S A STUPID A-HOLE

HE SUCKS

HE SHOULD HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE

I HATE THE EFFIN BEE

HE’S SO DUMB HE CAN’T BREATHE

SO HE DIED

Barney Barney Barney

Ban the effing Barney

He’s bad, he sucks, and he’s a nuisance to adults everywhere

I hate Barney

But I also hate Chemistry

I hate you

You hate me

We’re a racist family

So let’s kill the f***ing b**** that is Barney

Then the world will be much more happy

I hate you

You hate me

We’re a…fishtank

And we smoke CDs til we die

What does this have to do with Barney?

Nothing! Deal with it!!! I have a (censored) contract to keep, you stupid heap of mattress kissers!!!!!!!!