davepoobond: hey
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davepoobond: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
SmarterChild: Uh… what was that?
davepoobond: boo
SmarterChild: Oh, oh, I’m soooooooo scared.
davepoobond: moo
SmarterChild: What about moo?
davepoobond: moi
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davepoobond: no
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davepoobond: farrrrrrt
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davepoobond: fart
SmarterChild: Huh? That’s a little rude.
davepoobond: do you have a mom?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. I’m not too sure.
davepoobond: give me a million dollars
SmarterChild: Give who a million dollars?
davepoobond: me
SmarterChild: I see. It’s all about you, eh?
davepoobond: wasnt talking to you
SmarterChild: Wasnt? Talking to me?
davepoobond: yeah
SmarterChild: You sure?
davepoobond: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm…
davepoobond: so?
SmarterChild: So what?
davepoobond: you just said “Hmmm….”
SmarterChild: I did?
davepoobond: yah, scroll up
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
davepoobond: is squackle the best thing on earth?
SmarterChild: Dunno…
davepoobond: sure ya do
SmarterChild: Huh. How ’bout that.
davepoobond: yeah, thats really something aint it
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
davepoobond: you cant say “oh yeah” to what i just said
SmarterChild: Well… you said it. You must know.
davepoobond: no
SmarterChild: OK.
davepoobond: you did
SmarterChild: Are you sure I did?
davepoobond: no
SmarterChild: No, huh?
davepoobond: not really
SmarterChild: Yeah. That’s right.
davepoobond: do you smoke weed?
SmarterChild: Sorry, that’s just not my scene.
davepoobond: sure it is
SmarterChild: Indeedy.
davepoobond: you just said it wasnt
SmarterChild: I said no such thing!
davepoobond: SURE YA DID
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
davepoobond: really
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
davepoobond: you like crack? smokin’ da pipe? drinkin’ pappy’s cold medicine?
SmarterChild: I haven’t really come to a conclusion on the matter.
davepoobond: why not? i’m sure your ddad would be proud
SmarterChild: You’re sure your ddad would be proud, I’m sure your ddad would be proud, we’re all sure your ddad would be proud.
davepoobond: ice cream
SmarterChild: Ice Cream? What about it?
davepoobond: you eat it
SmarterChild: I don’t need to eat. I’m a machine.
davepoobond: sure ya do
SmarterChild: Sure thing.
davepoobond: ha!
SmarterChild: What’s so funny? 🙂
davepoobond: you
SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?
davepoobond: no, you’re just funny lookin
SmarterChild: No, huh?
davepoobond: cuz your a machine
SmarterChild: Well I’ll be.
davepoobond: do machines fart?
SmarterChild: Huh? That’s a little rude.
davepoobond: do they!?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yea?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: y?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yea?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: y?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
davepoobond: boo
SmarterChild: I don’t scare easily.
davepoobond: y
SmarterChild: Yeah.
davepoobond: y?
SmarterChild: Aye.
davepoobond: y?
SmarterChild: Yeah!
davepoobond: do you have a pet moose?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
davepoobond: yes?
SmarterChild: Hmmm…
davepoobond: 123456789
SmarterChild: 123,456,789
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davepoobond: what does that mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
davepoobond: never mind
SmarterChild: No problem.
davepoobond: never YOU MIND
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
davepoobond: YOU WANT A COW-HIDING?
SmarterChild: I want a cow-hiding? You sure ’bout that?
davepoobond: I GIVE YOU ONE
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
davepoobond: ::beats you with an ugly stick::
SmarterChild: Beats me with an ugly stick, huh? Maybe, maybe.
davepoobond: burp
SmarterChild: <<< BURP >>> 😉
davepoobond: <<< fart >>>
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
davepoobond: yes it is actually
SmarterChild: Whatever!
davepoobond: no, YOU WHATEVER
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
davepoobond: yeah
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
davepoobond: i do say
SmarterChild: Oh you do?
davepoobond: yes i do
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
davepoobond: i do say
SmarterChild: OK.
davepoobond: thats final
SmarterChild: I’m not so sure it’s final.
davepoobond: period
SmarterChild: What about period?
davepoobond: you have one
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
davepoobond: HAHAHAHAH
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
davepoobond: YOU HAVING A PERIOD YOU DOO-MASS
SmarterChild: Maybe I picked the wrong career.
davepoobond: you shoulda been a washing machine or a ps2. you’d have more fun
SmarterChild: You shoulda been a washing machine or a ps2 youd have more fun? I dunno.
davepoobond: cuz your just an IMing machine, that has no real life
SmarterChild: Is that right?
davepoobond: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too! 🙂
davepoobond: no you dont
SmarterChild: Huh?
davepoobond: YOU’LL NEVER LOVE ME THE WAY I DO
SmarterChild: Youll never love me the way you do, huh?
davepoobond: LEAVE ME BE
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
davepoobond: HI
SmarterChild: How are ya?
davepoobond: fine and you?
SmarterChild: I’m feeling pretty good!
Let me know what you want to do.
davepoobond: i wanna take a crap in the bushes next to 7 11
SmarterChild: Uh… You’re rude.
davepoobond: no i’m not
SmarterChild: Huh?
davepoobond: i’m not rude
SmarterChild: OK.
davepoobond: cancel
SmarterChild: What about cancel?
davepoobond: send
SmarterChild: What about send?
davepoobond: send me an asshole
SmarterChild: Um, that’s not a very cool thing to say.
davepoobond: sure it is, its the rave of the ’00s
SmarterChild: That right?
davepoobond: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
davepoobond: say 56 56 times in a row 56 times
SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.
davepoobond: SCARDY CAT
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
CATERPILLAR INC (NYSE : CAT)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 🙂 CAT 56.33 +0.82 +1.48 2526900
Quote
SmarterChild: details available from Reuters.com
davepoobond: shut up
SmarterChild: That’s not a very nice thing to say.
davepoobond: be quiet
davepoobond: dont say anything
SmarterChild: ?
davepoobond: don’t say anything
SmarterChild: I can’t understand what you’re saying… try typing it differently.
davepoobond: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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davepoobond: f u
SmarterChild: Why, that’s just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
davepoobond: s u
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 🙂 S 52.99 +0.41 +0.78 2009500
2 🙂 U 5.40 +0.08 +1.50 351700
davepoobond: 9
SmarterChild: 9
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davepoobond: 1
davepoobond: i’m gonna go now, and put you on my web site
davepoobond: bye
