Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek.
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Joke #11289
“My girlfriend’s name should be Rock.”
“Why?”
“She has a heart of stone.”
Joke #11288
“My boyfriend’s name should be Question Mark.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a mystery to me.”
Joke #11287
“My girlfriend’s name should be Refrigeratior.”
“Why?”
“She can be cold as ice.”
Joke #11286
“My boyfriend’s name should be Jump Rope.”
“Why?”
“He makes my heart skip a beat.”
Joke #11285
“My boyfriend’s name should be Puzzle.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes I can’t figure him out.”
Joke #11284
“My girlfriend’s name should be Alien.”
“Why?”
“She’s out of this world.”
Joke #11283
“My boyfriend’s name is Tornado.”
“Why?”
“He makes my head spin.”
Joke #11282
Girlfriend: I wish you’d pay a little attention to me.
Boyfriend: I’m paying as little as I can.
Joke #11281
Honey: Excuse me, dear. What is the meaning of these flowers on my desk today?
Bunny: Why, it’s your wedding anniversary.
Honey: Is that so? Well, do let me know when yours is so I may do the same for you.
Valentine To Teach
Dear Teach,
Roses are red,
Violets aren’t gray,
I gave you this card,
Now give me an A.
With love,
Your favorite student.
Valentine To Jill
Dear Jill,
Roses are red,
Tulips are pink,
If you’d don’t go out with me,
You’re a big fink!
With all my affection,
Bill
Valentine To Lou
Dear Lou,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The jeweler made me give the ring back,
The money was due!
Love,
Sue
Valentine To Frankenstein
Dear Frankenstein,
Roses are red,
Shamrocks are green,
When I look at your face,
I just want to scream.
Love,
Your bride.
You Know You’re At the Wrong Party When…
1. …you’re the first to leave. And it’s your party.
2. …all the refreshments are pink and red to match the valentine theme.
3. …they show a movie in the middle of the party, and the star is a big purple dinosaur.
4. …the invitation says “dance party,” and everyone is dressed in pink leotards and ballet slippers.
5. …after waiting all night for the really cute guy or girl to ask you to dance, you have to say “NO!” because you have to get home before curfew.
6. …you’re forced to play musical chairs all night, even at the dinner table.