Shells and shotguns ringggg, making Saddam cry, on the way to jail he chanted “i am gonna die!” Hey!
Jingle shells, Laden smells, Saddam’s gonna die! Once he’s caught, he’ll be shot, right on his left eye, Hey!
Shells and shotguns ringggg, making Saddam cry, on the way to jail he chanted “i am gonna die!” Hey!
Jingle shells, Laden smells, Saddam’s gonna die! Once he’s caught, he’ll be shot, right on his left eye, Hey!
Jingle bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin lays an egg,
I for one, don’t think it’s fun,
for Joker to escape and run!
Dashing through the snow
In a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go
Bashing into trees
OW! OW! OW!
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Rush me to the hospital
Before I lose my head
jingle bells
bat man smells
robin layed a egg
made a fart behind the cart
and blew up the usa
scooby dooby doo,
scooby dooby doo…
give me a scooby snack,
then i will smack you on the back.
Gliding through the Snow,
On a pair of Broken Skis,
Over the snow we go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think I’m almost dead,
But now I’m in the Hospital Bed
With Stitches in my head!
Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
Joker stole the Batmobile
And then he rode away!
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away
hey!
(repeat)
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker took ballet
hey!
(repeat)
Batmans in the kitchen
Robins in the Hall
Joker’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
I’m popeye the sailor man
I shove my hand up his can
I am really gay
Cuz I kiss men all day
Im popeye the gay spinache dude who…eats spinach to be all buff so he can get olive oyl but thats just an exuse cuz he like men…because hes gay…the sailor man…TOOT TOOT!
Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can,
Rub fish on my thong then Put it on,…
Popeye the sailor man
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
I turned on the gas
and blew up my ass
I’m popeye the saloir maaaaaaaan
I’m Saddam the dictator man.
The U.S. is shooting missles up my can.
I gas my own people, cause’ I’m awfully evil.
I’m Saddam the dictator man.
I’m Popeye the sailor man,
my taste in women is bland.
I like olive oyl, is she really a goyl ?
She sure ain’t no venus, she might have a penis !
I’m popeye the confused as to what sex Olive Oyl is and why I’m even attracted to her and always figthing Bluto over her … Sailor Man.
I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I smell lots of odor
Cause I live near the boarder
I’m popeye the salior man
I’M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
GOT MARRIED TO A MAN
AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
I CHANGED MY SEX
NOW I’M POPEYE THE GAY SAILOR MAN