mary had a little lamb
she feed it on cream crackers
and every time she dropped a crumb
she kicked it in the knackers!
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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7313
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bucket
I’ve often seen her little lamb
But I’ve never seen her … feed it
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7310
Mary had a little lamb
and his dick was all so shit up
It was all so small
But i did it any way.
When it went up in there
it started to fall out.
Even though i was a virgin
it still fell out.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7309
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the window sill,
To see if they would …. fall off
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7308
Mary had a little lamb
and a side order of fries
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7307
Mary was a lil whore,
lil whore,
lil whore
so we smacked her in the mouf until she gave us all her dough
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7306
Mary had a litte lamb,
it had a touch of colic,
she fed it brandy everyday,
and now its an alchoholic!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7305
Mary had a little lamb.
It ran head first into a pylon
40000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7304
Mary had a little lamb.
How the hell did that happen.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7300
Mary had a little lamb
She tied him to the heater
Every time he turned around…
He burnt his little peeter.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7299
Mary had a little lamb
It was always gruntin’
She tied it to a wooden fence
And kicked it’s little **** in.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7298
Mary had a little lamb
She fed it castor oil
And everywhere that wee lamb went
It fertilized the soil.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7297
Mary had a little lamb
Its mouth was full of blisters
now it’s on a barbecue pyre
with all its brothers and sisters
Mary’s lamb had foot and mouth
The vet he came and shot it
But mary’s dad had shagged it first
And now her mother’s got it.
Jingle Bells Song #7296
jingle bells,
your song smells,
they all sound the fucking same
jingle bells,
go to hell,
your site is fucking lame
Jingle Bells Song #7295
Bumpidy bump bump bumpidy bump bump look at Frosty go…
dashing over Santa big rolls and all the way to the North Pole hey!!!! _ _
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