(a guy goes to an execution squad thingy to be executed)

Announcer Person: Uh oh, it looks like your going to be late for your birthday party!!!!!

(the guy gulps)

Announcer Person: Sorry, we can’t help you there!! But if you live through it, which isn’t too likely, you can go and get a new watch to celebrate!! It’s a new watch called…Floppy Watches by Navli!!!!

(fade out as gunshots are heard)