#6253: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry

Note: it was christmas

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davepoobond: wut’d u get ya silly bastard

elmoisfurry: nuthum much

elmoisfurry: just the universe

elmoisfurry: ya know

davepoobond: thats no fair

elmoisfurry: same old same old

davepoobond: i got AFI – Art of Drowning haaaaaaa

davepoobond: and you dont have it cuz yers is broken

elmoisfurry: whoopie

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: ya dumbass

davepoobond: yes, you told me

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: it dont work

elmoisfurry: yah heard wrong

elmoisfurry: its no broked

davepoobond: scratched

elmoisfurry: not really

elmoisfurry: just a bit

davepoobond: its a good cd

davepoobond: i got Foo Fighters theres nothing left to lose, rolling stones biggest hits vol. 2

elmoisfurry: oh really thanx ill buy some time

davepoobond: and i got Sevendust – Animosity, but i dont know if i’m gonna keep that

elmoisfurry: dont

davepoobond: dont what

elmoisfurry: keep it

elmoisfurry: dont

davepoobond: y?

elmoisfurry: cause im majik dats y

davepoobond: wtf

davepoobond: queer

elmoisfurry: ya fuggs

davepoobond: i got a Game Boy Advance

davepoobond: and Tony Hawks 3 for it, but its not for GBA, its game boy color game

elmoisfurry: ::coughgaycough::

davepoobond: hey! ::shakes fist in a rageful manner:: blah!

elmoisfurry: AUHH!!

davepoobond: what country is Estonia?

elmoisfurry: huh? oh… my land u mean

davepoobond: …1 person from Estonia went to Squackle

elmoisfurry: lllloooooolllllllll

davepoobond: 4 people from New Zealand

davepoobond: 3 from Canada

davepoobond: 2 from UK

elmoisfurry: wtf

davepoobond: 2 from australia

davepoobond: 1 from belgium, taiwan, japan, and estonia

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: when are we going to see Donnie Darko?

davepoobond: only free days i got is tomorrow, and friday

elmoisfurry: whee eats mah fuggs

davepoobond: whee eats mah fuggs.

davepoobond: and what is that supposed to mean?

elmoisfurry: i have no goddam idea

davepoobond: then why the hell did u say it

elmoisfurry: thats like asking y polar bear are fuzzy dave

elmoisfurry: we may never know

davepoobond: uh no.

davepoobond: my sister got this gay gay gay cd

davepoobond: hip hop bop or some shit

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: its complete crap

davepoobond: this one song is like the “ugly anthem” or whatever

davepoobond: U G L Y, you ain’t got no alliby

davepoobond: or whatever

elmoisfurry: lollllll

davepoobond: and there’s “spaghetti in your feet” somewhere in that song

elmoisfurry: does she really like it or sumthin

elmoisfurry: is she like

elmoisfurry: o

elmoisfurry: m

elmoisfurry: g

elmoisfurry: i love it

elmoisfurry: 😀

davepoobond: she’s been listening to it the whole damn day

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: have a happy jolly xmas dave

elmoisfurry: heh heh heh

davepoobond: SHES LISTENING TO THAT SONG AAAAAAHHHHHH

elmoisfurry: oh i love “that song”

elmoisfurry: its mah favy wavy

elmoisfurry: guess wut im drinkin

elmoisfurry: beotch

davepoobond: tonic

elmoisfurry: nah

elmoisfurry: betttah

davepoobond: i’m gonna get a ps2 this week maybe

elmoisfurry: dude

elmoisfurry: i dont care

elmoisfurry: answer mah Q

davepoobond: i dont know

elmoisfurry: do ya give up yo??!!

davepoobond: yes, yo

elmoisfurry: IRN-BRU!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: DA BESTEST DRINK

elmoisfurry: EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: YER GAY

davepoobond: THAT SHIT TASTES HORRIBLE

elmoisfurry: NAH

elmoisfurry: U HAVE NO IDEA WUT IT EVEN IS

elmoisfurry: ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: MMMMMMMMMMMM

elmoisfurry: DAMN THATS GUD BRU

davepoobond: DAMN YER GAY

davepoobond: and i’ll leave it at that.

davepoobond: hmph!

elmoisfurry: NAH MAN

elmoisfurry: U HAVE NO IDEA THE EXTACY I AM IN CAUSE O DIS HERE DRINKIE POO

elmoisfurry: ITS DAH FUGGIN BOMBS

davepoobond: you, my friend, have been POISONED BY THE DEVIL

elmoisfurry: IF DRINKIN DAH BRU BE DAH DEVIL

elmoisfurry: WELL DEN

davepoobond: ::GASP::

elmoisfurry: GET READY SATAN HERE COMES I!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: NO! YOU’VE DAMNED YOUR SOUL ETERNALLY

elmoisfurry: I GOTS TA HAVE MAH BRU-AGE

elmoisfurry: but dude seriously

elmoisfurry: IRN-BRU is really fukin gud

elmoisfurry: ahhhhhh shit

davepoobond: wut

elmoisfurry: i just finished mah BRU BRU

davepoobond: AHAHAHAHAHAH

elmoisfurry: i need a 9 liter

davepoobond: YOU STUPID STUPID BASTARD

davepoobond: they dont make 9 liters

davepoobond: you drunken fool

elmoisfurry: they will if iah make em

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: no

elmoisfurry: k yea

davepoobond: kno

elmoisfurry: kyea

davepoobond: kyno

elmoisfurry: kshutthafukupugoddamfugginbastard

davepoobond: notifyoudontfirstyoustupidbrudrunkenfoolinatutuwhyioughttakickyouinyershnoz

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: must i?

elmoisfurry: uh

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: its kinda important

davepoobond: i dun think soooo

elmoisfurry: fugga

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