davepoobond: hello. i’m michelle branch. i believe you’ve heard my ultra rad single “everywhere” on MTV

BALTAUR SAMA: Sorry. I cannot say I have.

davepoobond: i am appalled at you

davepoobond: and what you stand for

davepoobond: ::girly slap::

BALTAUR SAMA: Sorry Miss Branch.

BALTAUR SAMA: I am sorry I offended you.

BALTAUR SAMA: I will never do so again.

BALTAUR SAMA: Goodbye.

davepoobond: ok bye