(Moe is hooked up to lie detector)

Eddie: “Do you hold a gudge against Montgomery Burns?”

Moe: “No. [buzz] Alright, maybe I did but I didn’t shoot him. [ding]”

Eddie: “Checks out.  OK, sir, you’re free to go.”

Moe: “Good, cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] Uh, a date. [buzz] Dinner with a friend. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] Alright! I’m gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria’s Secret catalog. [buzz] (pauses) Sears catalog. [ding] Now would you unhook this already please?! I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]”

– from The Simpsons