1. …you’re the first to leave.  And it’s your party.

2. …all the refreshments are pink and red to match the valentine theme.

3. …they show a movie in the middle of the party, and the star is a big purple dinosaur.

4. …the invitation says “dance party,” and everyone is dressed in pink leotards and ballet slippers.

5. …after waiting all night for the really cute guy or girl to ask you to dance, you have to say “NO!” because you have to get home before curfew.

6. …you’re forced to play musical chairs all night, even at the dinner table.