I really don’t know where I got this.
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Raven: what?
Raven: nine inch nails?
Broke: yes
Broke: what do you listen to?
Raven: Slayer, Kid Rock, I.C.P. Godsmack creed
Broke: cool
Broke: I listen to Slopknot, Marilyn Hanson, Creed, Disturbed, and Tombgrave
Broke: too many to list
Raven: yup same here i just listed some of my favs
Broke: The only problem is my parents dont like them
Raven: lol how old are you?
Broke: They think its responsible for my upbringing
Broke: Damn it, just I cause I’m still going to Junior College doesn’t mean music is responsible for it
Raven: my dad was the same way till i made him hear some then he likes a few songs so it became alright
Broke: Not my dad
Broke: That would never work
Broke: He’s part of my congregation and is tottally bat shit insane
Raven: that used to be my dad all right and mighty
Broke: you dont understand
Broke: he’s an auditor
Raven: crap no recalls on a game im playing
Broke: what?
Raven: Ultima Online
Broke: oh that game is tight
Broke: I used to play it
Raven: yup
Raven: im still kinda new at it
Broke: I was a swordsman or something, then some asshole ate all my food, so i quit
Raven: lol
Broke: like I said
Raven: im a grandmaster warrior
Broke: cool
Broke: My friend used to be a Grand Dragon before he cheated and got caught hanging a guy after killing him
Broke: Back to my parents
Raven: ok so whats up with them you said i didnt understand
Broke: My dad is an Audior
Raven: well i can see how that would make things intresting for you
Broke: He freakin wouldn’t let me listen toBlack Sabbath, just cause John Travolta had a run in with Ozzy
Broke: then they tried putting me in an asylum in their headquarters
Raven: john trav in my mind for one thing is a pussy no offence
Broke: dont worry I agree with you, he has too many cats in his mansion
Raven: hes a real dick in real life to
Broke: I finally put a 2 foot restraining order on my dad so he couldnt lock me up anywhere. I still live in the same house with him though
Raven: sounds kinda insane i was locked up for a bit once
Broke: Since his reach isn’t over two feet, i can tease him all i want
Broke: moron tried punching me from that far
Broke: why’d they lock you up?
Raven: im not all there upstairs and i was provoked into a fight and nearly killed a man so instead of jail they choose to put me in the nut house for about 2 years
Broke: Yeah my parents tried to have me arrested after that ritual up stairs in my house. The court dismissed it in return for that restraining order i placed on him
Raven: sounds intresting he has a order on him and you still live with him but he still tries to pull shit off
Broke: yes that stupid asshole. According to the will left to us by Lafayette Ronny Hobbert, I own 1/5 of our house, which is MY room.
Broke: He doesn’t realize that he cant kick me out. What i do in my side of the house is my business. I can drink all the nyquil i want.
Raven: but you said you tease him are you not asking him to kinda try something tho?
Broke: Im just teasing into reaction to what he says to me
Raven: i doubt its nyquil hes thinking your drinking
Broke: I’m not a hippy. I keep on telling him that
Raven: hippy? they died in the 50s
Broke: THATS WHAT I KEEP TELLING HIM!!!
Broke: But since his leader says that hippies are evil, he thinks they sitll exist!!!
Raven: mabey hes more insane then me but thats going to far im out there
Broke: If anyything he should be calling me a goth, not a hippy. even though im not goth, something else.
Raven: what are you then?
Broke: Vamp
Raven: ah cool
Broke: its even easier to get laid than a goth
Broke: vamp chix will put out anything for blood
Raven: lol thats true
Broke: yeah, and then there’sa98739875puiojkln,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Raven: ?
Broke: shoot hold on.
Broke: crap, my fingers give out every once in a while. I just donated some today.
Broke: ok
Broke: I’m back
Raven: ok you alright there now
Broke: Yes, it’s just that my fingers feel week from giving out all the hemogoblin
Broke: ok back to the subject
Raven: we where talking about vamps getting laid more then goths
Broke: My parents tried to get me arrested. I was only trying to get fresh blood!!!
Raven: thats not right you where only trying to get your food
Broke: Yeah!!!
Broke: So what if I had to kill a couple of hamsters, rats, mice, snakes, to get it???! You feelin me?
Raven: a rat not as filling as a human but will hold you over till you can get one
Broke: Naw, i have to be careful with that
Broke: now
Raven: ahh man just get some lonely homeless guy that what i used to do
Broke: My parents were having a party. Some girl feel asleep and drew some blood
Broke: supposedly she was some model, but now i have hepamatitis D
Broke: It sucks cause i have to go through chemotheoropy next fall
Raven: eww that nasty
Broke: but living ain’t hard enough
Raven: try living forever man like 2100 years its not as easy
Broke: I know
Broke: According to my buddy’s girlfriend, her name’s Lillith and she’s over 10,000 years old!!!
Raven: if your dad isnt immortal like some of us you can be glad he will kick the bucket
Broke: yea bra
Raven: shes almost as old as me
Broke: coo coo
Broke: w8 a minute ur profile says ur 21… you trying to talk smack to me!!??
Raven: yea right like the profile will let me go back to watching Jesus get baptized
Broke: My friend’s asmodeus by the way
Raven: intresting
Broke: Since my parents are all ok with sex as long as its natural. Everyone knows that their religion’s all about getting laid. They got pretty mad about that crimson shower i gave her
Raven: that sounds like it would have been fun
Raven: quick one when the last time you had a full meal
Broke: about 2 years ago
Broke: but then i threw it up, it sux
Broke: literally
Raven: i dont mind throwing it up i hate it when the food fights back
Broke: yeah wait hold on a second
Broke: dammit, my parents are pounding on the door
Broke: How ,many times do i have to tell them this is my property. im going to turn up the music. I charge em for trespassing tomorrow
Broke: You ever play final fantasm?
Raven: number 10 but not as of late i dont have ps2
Broke: that sucks. haha, vampire joke
Broke: what about Twisted metal gear solid?
Raven: nope another thing that sucks
Broke: hahaha
Broke: Oh shit
Broke: Oh no!
Raven: ?
Broke: I needla;jfd
Broke: theyre trying to tear melak;j away from the key brd
Broke: i need you to call my local police dprtment
Broke: ajkl theyre going to …hold on
Broke: ok the mace will put him out for a while
Raven: its really not in my nature to care about others but i have no clue where you are so i really cant
Broke: ill give you the local police number
Broke: 818 321 4906
Broke: Hurry he’s coming to
Raven: still i dont really care about other like me its not in my nature to do something like that but i might if i feel like it
Broke: theyre gonna take me to that place across from kaiser sunset
Broke: Tell my mom that I love her!!!