Joke #9265: Wild Hearts Can Be Broken

A blonde man comes home from work and hears his wife yelling. He runs up the stairs and finds her in bed naked; the blonde asks his wife what’s wrong.

She says she’s having a heart attack. He runs downstairs to call 911 where he finds his 5 year old son.

The boy cries, “Daddy, uncle’s in the closet naked!”

So the dolt runs back upstairs and opens the closet and sure enough there was his brother naked in his closet.

“I can’t believe it!” he yells, “My wife has an emergency and you’re running around scaring the kids!”

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