Joke #9252: Who Needs Enemies?

The sailor came home from a secret two-year mission only to find his wife with a new-born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

“Just tell me one thing! Which one of my no-good friends did this?” he asked.

“Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?” she snapped.

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