1. Big Ass Tax Write-off.

2. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

3. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.

4. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

5. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

6. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

7. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.

8. Would you want to hunt for Christmas Balls?

9. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

10. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job!