Conan – The Epic


Conan – elmoisfurry

Ninja Dave – davepoobond

Misc. chars (colin and dave)

Scene 1(“grassy field”)

Narrator (deep voice): we join our hero, Conan the Barbarian in a great battle!

(Conan is fighting against a bunch of guys as he runs down the road)

Conan: har har! Get down!

(Conan ducks as Ninja Dave swipes over his head with a punch)

(Conan stabs him and he falls. He is laying on the floor)

Conan: who ah you? Who sent you?

Ninja Dave: you’ll never find out, Conan! You are already dead!

Conan: what? What do you mean?

Ninja Dave: I mean…

(Ninja Dave disappears)

Conan: what? What is this?

(Conan picks up a naked Barbie)

Ninja Dave: ahahahaha! I turned into a naked Barbie doll, so you’ll never find out the truth-hey don’t touch me th-

(Conan throws him on the ground, and swipes at him. The doll turns back into Ninja Dave)

Ninja Dave: we must Kung Fu Fight!

(Ninja Dave and Conan start fighting)

Ninja Dave: you are a formidable foe but can you withstand my high flying punch from….yeah…

(Ninja Dave slaps Conan really hard)

Conan: ow! I don’t think so…!

(Conan takes a slice, in slow motion at Ninja Dave’s head, and he misses)

Conan: how did you do that?

(Ninja Dave takes out his small bat)

(the camera is in front of Ninja Dave, and Ninja Dave “strikes at it,” making it seem like it was Conan, and he falls to the ground)

(fade out)


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