(note: this is VERY stupid, but i dont give a crap…)
Manager Man: hello Mr. Boast, would you please sit down?
Billy: why, i would love too!
Mangager Man: um…ok….
(billy sits down on a chair closest to the door, but farthest from Mangager Man)
Mangager Man: So..you applied to our toy store, to make new ideas for toys?
Billy: yes, i did. i have many….ideas, for new toys
Mangager Man: Hmm, that’s good. What school did you go to for high school?
Billy: I went to a school in Washington
Mangager Man: Why are you looking for a job in New York then?
Billy: I just came here to work for your fine toy store!
Mangager Man: Oh, ok…what ideas do you have for new toys?
Billy: Well, there could be a Post-apocoliptyc type of doll living in a Bomb Shelter, and the ceiling would come off and the doll would enjoy all the modern lifestyles of home: canned food, fold up chairs, fold up tables, and on the outside can be a bunch of craters and crap strewn around the backyard too.
Manager Man: ok, you’re hired!
Manager Man: you start in 5 minutes, the sweat shop is upstairs, past the guards
Billy (getting up): thank you!