Dude with Top stories

Jack with half of half of half of half X 10 to the 32ed power

Sweaty with being kicked off the show for last nights incident

They all walk in

Sweaty: Hi Jack….Hi (giggles) Dude

Dude pulls out a gun

Jack: WHOA WAIT NOT YET

Dude fires 6 rounds into Sweaty’s head

Jack looks down and starts crying

Dude: Wussy

Jack: No i have somethin in my eye

Dude: Let me see

Jack looks up showing he has a Canadian African American Japaneseian Wasp in his eyes

Dude: DUDE thats sick

Jack pulls the thing off his eye and throws it in Sweaty’s mouth

Dude: Well i think we should actully do some news

Jack: Ok

Dude: With top stories…(glances at paper)I slept with Sweaty last….HEY JACK

Jack starts laughing

Dude: err

Dude: Well with other news Jack’s mother in really a Panda made out a pure Canadian dog crap

Jack: HEY

Dude:ok ok lets make a truce

Jack: errr what ever

Dude: Well theres nothing elese except that Clock Tower 2 has been released and man it sucks…but no worry…number 1 one is a lot better

Jack: All this new sucks lets get to the super bowl

Dude picks up the super bowl tape and tears it apart

Jack: ERRRRRRRRRR

Jack gets really red and explodes higher than the empire state building then an air plane hits him

Dude: What you have just seened is a replay of what happened eairlier today…we will no show you what happened inside the plane

Pilot: Hey wheres all the flight attendents

Flight Attendent: Yes what do you need

Pilot: I wanna pinch your butt

Flight Attendent: WHAT

Just then the pilot wasnt watching where he was going and then sundenly they ran into what they thought was a giant piece of duck crap but was really just Jack’s head

Dude: Thus ends this story…next time I will have 2 new peoples for this show since both Jack and Sweaty are dead…until next time this is the 6 o’ clock news….Dude signing off

News Music starts to play