10. you have to have the barcode battler to play that game

9. that game isn’t compatible with any nintendo system

8. that game is already reserved for me

7. (offer a bribe)

6. execute a psycho crusher through this person to the game

5. take a hostage

4. i lost a contact lens — dont move!

3. sneeze on the game

2. hey! is that cindy crawford?

1. i’m buying the game for an orphanage