Evil Hell Cow: Wouldn’t it suck if the male sexual organ was their index finger ?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: well maybe not

Evil Hell Cow: no ?

davepoobond: it’d be easier to masturbate

Evil Hell Cow: Oh yeah I can imagine all the boys masturbating in class

davepoobond: teachers would be like “stop doing that”

davepoobond: doing what

Evil Hell Cow: *Squirrrrrrrrt*

davepoobond: and they’re stickin it peoples ears and mouths

davepoobond: and poking them

davepoobond: like crazy

Evil Hell Cow: LMAO

Evil Hell Cow: you can give yourself oral

davepoobond: “i impregnated 45 girls today mom”

Evil Hell Cow: LOL!

davepoobond: “i have to get something out of the corner of my mouth”

davepoobond: “(oh baby)”

Evil Hell Cow: LMAO